Danizen

That annoying Sainsbury's advert. "I just cook with what I've got in my kitchen, really.?"

Really, bitch!? 'cos I cook with what I've got in my downstairs toilet.

I don't care who the French President is sleeping with and I sure as hell don't care about France's First Lady spending the weekend in hospital with 'a case of the blues'.

One rich, powerful man can't get enough hole and one pampered, over privileged woman can't deal with a problem that normal people just get on with. How is this news? Why the wall-to-wall coverage?

Today, I've had Man City -1 and Real -2 in a double @ 9/1. Man City left it late so for the sake of my heart, I hope that Real are 5-0 up against Espanyol by halftime, tonight.

Letting agents.

Why are these ***** never on time?

Aww, sweet. They have those rubber ducks in stock again. I've been waiting ages.

I wanted him to lose just cos he's a bit of a nob. Nothing to do with him being from Nottingham or supporting Forest (though his accent does grate on me a bit). He's made himself look really silly with his ridiculous, childish fighting talk. I don't think I'd like him even if he was a lifelong city fan.

Isn't Pearson from Nottingham? Anyone know who he supports?

Was driving along today when some twat just stops dead in front of me to let someone turn right! Gave him a blast of my horn. ****

Had almost the same thing happen to me. Driver in front of me missed the turn but she didn't let that stop her. She stopped almost dead without indicating to to give her steering wheel full lock and make the turn. There are some ****ing imbeciles out there!

What is this about Lamby's cock?

I'm seeing loads of references to it so there must have been a thread/conversation about it and I'm feeling a bit left out.

Please tell me about Lamby's cock!

What Did You Expect From The Vaccines - The Vaccines

Love it

Nice.

I had Man U to draw, CSKA to win and Anderlecht to win. Useless Belgian bastards.

Annoying.

Watford - 1. 5 and Barca - 1.5

£20 @ 4/1

Well this bet is probably void since Atletico Madrid were SUPPOSED to be playing Barcelona but appear to be playing Grimsby Town.

Watford - 1. 5 and Barca - 1.5

£20 @ 4/1

God damn you, Sunderland! Score!

Saturday, Chesterfield left it late to win me my acca and tonight, I forgot I had Sunderland -1.5 goals so 3-2 was no good.

These kind of wins are so much sweeter!

God damn you, Sunderland! Score!

Brilliant..

God damn you, Sunderland! Score!

Derby, West Ham, Sunderland and Southampton

A shade under 10/1

Won £250, today. I'm waiting on a couple of European games but it's looking like I'll win another £100. Decent weekend.

I won £270, yesterday. My wins usually come in streaks and I've put £20 on Man U 4-0 at 20/1.

One of my four bets came in, this weekend which means I'm in profit for the season. £3.33

Slow and steady...

WALL-E. BBC3.

Most of you will have had this problem, before. I've bent the charging socket out of shape on my phone so whereas the charger used to stay in securely, now I can't breathe without it disconnecting and reconnecting the charger making a small noise while it does so.

It's fecking annoying, I've only had it four months and I want to throw it in the canal. I doubt Orange Care will replace/fix a problem so minor.

Sixth form girls dress up as if they're going to Glastonbury, these days...

Are you a teacher?