Danizen

Yep. And the Spurs fans went absolutely mental!

I really don't like Liverpool but I think I'd rather wear one of their shirts than associate myself with that scummy newspaper.

This is so ridiculous it reminds me of the Militant Black Guy skit from Balls of Steel.

Are you Ms. Skidders?

http://www.gosocial.co/david-jason-guarded-security-team-credible-threat-life/ Who the fvck want to kill G...G...G...Granville?

This fvcking message. "Sorry, mum!"

Nah, it was the other way round. Do you remember? It cost Top his eyebrows.

I don't know, he fosters good relationships with people close to him and he's respected among other managers and coaches. It's only journalists and fans who care about 'media presence' who seem to dislike him.

This is surreal. Top runs OH Leuven. Wasn't it him who jumped the gun and sacked Pearson on the back of the James McCarthur incident only for him to be reinstated by Vichai? It does seem to pave the way for Pearson to come back here for the third time. Or if it doesn't work out he'll be the only manager to be sacked by the same owners FOUR times!

If he has a 24 inch penis and his bellend is by his toes...how short are his fvcking legs?!

He's our best and our worst player at the same time. He's a proper wildcard. 50% Carlos Tevez (when he was good), 50% Yaya Sanogo.

I don't know if he's playing or if he's genuinely trapped.

I had him as a backup goalie on FM a few years ago. Ironically, he got me OUT of a few sticky situations.