Danizen

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Definitely seen him wandering around town.

Middlesbrough?

Same! I really don't why it's funny but it is!

That advert with Jorgie Porter spinning a sob story about having spots and how amazing her life is now she doesn't have spots. It would be annoying enough but then you see the 'before' picture and it's her, looking fit as fvck, with literally one almost invisible pimple on her chin!

I bet Kante enjoyed his hug. He got fvcking smothered.

1-1 against a shit team is just so England.

Agents will never go for it. If one club offers you a rolling contract, there will be plenty of others who will give you a 2-3 year contract.

Got blocked by Tony Bellew. I've also been tweeted by Muzzy!

This made me laugh:

We thought #fearless was bad...

It must sting for Man U fans. That exact same points total would have won them the league two years ago.

Can we change the thread title? Poo-hell is fvcking moronic.

I remember when we moved the ball in the final third like that.