Danizen

"one Worzel Gummidge!"

We're back in third gear again.

I've missed being average.

3-0 Madrid.

QPR/United double 10/1

Still a chance.

Soz. He's an actor. It's clips like this that ruin the internet.

Of course it's fake. If it were real, it would've been a legal nightmare. I still found it funny, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5mHPo2yDG8

He won't 'pass away' He'll outlive us all.

Won't he?

As much as I want QPR to down, I can see them surviving by the skin of their teeth. Stranger things have happened.

I fancy it at 18/1.

Linkin Park - Minutes To Midnight.

Class.

Any bookies online that accept PayPal ? apart from Bet365?

Betfred

Woke up at 7am this morning, to find my bed wet.

Luckily it wasn't piss.

Puberty is a tough time in a young man's life. Especially if it doesn't happen until you're 19. Stay strong, mate. We're here for you

A deaf lady...

Losing a bet to two disallowed goals is bad, even worse when you find out one was a wrong decision and the other marginal.

Raging!

£1.70 down on the night... gutted

Shit, mate. You need to borrow some 'til payday?

I needed 3 goals in 2 minutes. Got two of them Spurs winner and Lazio equaliser. Why, oh why did I bet on Newcastle to win?

Rule number 1 of football betting - never trust the Italians *cough cheats cough*

Who the feck are Viktoria Plezen?

Goals, goals, goals for tomorrow.

Going to do 3-2, 2-3, 2-2 and 3-3. Fiver each. Hope one of them lands.

Couldn't resist Udders @ 9s. We're probably putting the stiffs out and they gave Cardiff a good game on Saturday and should be up for it,

Yeeess!

If only we did put the stiffs out. At least there'd be an excuse...

Couldn't resist Udders @ 9s. We're probably putting the stiffs out and they gave Cardiff a good game on Saturday and should be up for it,

Cheers anyway. I'll get these on my HTC and see if they fit. The third one looks good.

How do you know someone has an iPhone?

They tell you.