Danizen

https://www.southamptonfc.com/en/news/article/mens-retained-list-published-for-2026 A sneak peak at our summer signings.

I think, to stop all this immaturity, we should only refer to him by his nickname - Stoke.

So was I and I was really leaning into my fictional speech impediment.

God I hope the ball gets absolutely launched at the ****s sat at those tables next the corner flag, eating food.

Sky Sports will probably wheel him out for every Leicester-Sheffield Wednesday game forever like they do with Beckford for any Leicester-Leeds games.

Closest I got was 10/11 but I cheated by using the wrong Aaron Ramsey.

I see him as a counter attacking team's dream. All his little flicks and predictable passes allow you to organise the press perfectly. Also, once you get the ball back, you don't have to worry about him. He won't track back for shit. He's probably the worst player we can have in League 1.

Hope his stint is shorter than Mad Dog.

This might be the most interesting 20 minutes of Monaco in about 20 years.

Leclerc must be pissed having to wait behind Hamilton while he serves his penalty. It's mad that they double stacked. Edit - Nevermind!

He's basically Bruno from Renford Rejects.

I can't wait to constantly be told he's the best midfielder in the league despite all evidence to the contrary.

Probably meant his head specifically.

Do I get bonus points if my country assassinate the president?

The American government showing their famous poor grasp of irony by lecturing us about two-tier policing.

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I think it's crazy that the club pay Mark Zuckerberg shitloads of money to ensure that we're aware we can buy a patchwork jersey jacket with stripes and checked patterns and every shade of blue except the one we actually play in. No wonder the club is financially ****ed!

I could be wrong, I always thought he was quite pragmatic about losing his job. I didn't sense any bad blood.

I don't think it should have been a second yellow. It wasn't reckless or excessive, it would have been a good challenge but Kvaratskhelia managed to quickly position himself behind the ball.

Anyone else relieved Wes Hoolahan didn't break our hearts?

I agree. I remember Wenger was roundly mocked when he suggested this a few years ago.

What's the logic with having the final early (6PM local time) if it's going to be hot enough to warrant drinks breaks?

You don't see many kids wearing them though. That was the legacy of 2016, a lot more kids wanted to be City fans.

This might just be the worst thing that's ever happened in the history of football.

Oh my god, we're beyond parody now. This reminds me of those dodgy, 'I'm the wife of a welder...' shirts they sell to old people on Facebook. You know the ones that promise loyalty and threaten violence?