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No Vardy

2 for Tom, 2 for Tom and another 2 for Tom.

Fatty Mcghee haha Didn't Martin make him take Kalac because he was shit?

Nooooooo, don't make me look a tw@

The pitch?

Haha, it's not the 70's

Everton

So you've done it and there wasn't a queue at that time and now your the expert haha, I've been in queues that take an hour and you miss the start of the game. Bayfox said the ticket office was shit because it is and those who don't can't be any better.

So you didn't get an option but it mentioned postage.

Don't you get the option when buying?

We get the bins emptied every Thursday free of charge.

Allocation will be the same but more will be available to the common people as the ticket office won't reserve as many for their mates with Wembley being less desirable.

Don't tell me you go to the match to watch the football?

Fixed.

The other* people can't get tickets because of the special** people. * People who qualify for tickets. ** People who know someone who knows someone(in the ticket office).