Royston.

I just cant grasp it, just because there is an emergency vehicle on the road, does it mean there is an emergency?

thanks flower

Yeah i guess when they turn the sirens off once they're clear of traffic the people they're rushing to save just die.

Ambulances, police cars, fire engines who put on their sirens whenever they come to a roundabout, traffic lights or traffic jam.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender ask's, "whats with the wooden leg?" Pirate replies, arrr me leg was blown off in a battle. bartender: well whats with the hook pirate: arrr i lost me hand in a sword fight bartender: ok, but what about the eye patch? pirate: twas looking up at a flock of sea gulls flying by and one of em sh1t in me eye bartender: hang on, you cant lose your eye just cos a bird shat in it! pirate: arrr but it was me first day with the hook.

three network offering mobile broadband at £15 per month (15GB) what about people like me who are contracted to only 5GB for the same £15 monthly fee?

I've got two front wing panels for either side of a ford capri laser mkIII plus various spares like lights, stickers, steering wheel.......... Plus a load of sin city action figures (all boxed)

police/ambulance/fire engines who put their sirens on whenever they see a traffic jam or traffic lights. birmingham city council for their general incompetence.

The scroll bar on my screen is playing up. Istead of steadily scrolling up or down, it does it like a frame at a time. I've exhausted my limited knowledge on how to sort this out. Please, is there anyone who can help me?

tried that already.

my cursor on my laptop has a mind of its own. is this easily fixed or is it time for a new machine?

Yeah I'll try that.Cheers.

As soon as I unplug the usb cable I lose my connection, the ethernet cable makes no difference.

my internet connects via usb. how can i change it so it connects through ethernet? as long as the usb cable is unplugged, i cant get the internet. is there something else i need to do?

cheers danny. the root of the problem must be something else.

Why is the usb only 10 mbps and the other is 100? I know ethernet is faster than usb but im paying for 100mbps so why is usb so slow? how can i change them round so my pc connects via the ethernet only?

ok, my primary connection: usb cable modem has a speed of 10 mbps my secondary connection: realtek ethernet has a speed of 100 mbps wtf is this all about? seeing as i cant get internet at all without my primary connection, i'm fooked! (not bad at all for surfing the net but as far as playing console games over the net, forget it! can anyone tell me what to do?)

what do richard hammond and elton john have in common? they both have skidmarks on their helmet.

Yes I did the whole device manager thing. By the way, I'm running a COPY of windows xp so I have never had service pack 2 (it wont let me download it). It worked without it before anyway. Thanks for your help smudge but I just cant see a way around this unless there is a modem out there that has more than one ethernet port.

I used to use the usb connection to get my pc online and the ethernet connection to get my ps2 online. Then my pc crashed and i lost the usb connection for a while but now i have the usb connection back, it doesnt work even though it says enabled.

I want/need both but I need the other one to be primary.

Say youve got more than one network connection, how can you select which one is the primary connection (if such a thing exists)?

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Cover yourself from head to toe in doublesided sticky tape and roll around the floor, you'll find that screw sooner or later.

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