Royston.

its advantagious if you are in court facing a prison sentence. giving blood is evidence of your otherwise moral behaviour. volunteering is also good. photo evidence of rescuing kitty's from trees, things like that.

oh no, we already have 3 coffee tables

thanks, i didnt think u could get acetone in the uk.

quick, its drying!

super glue on the carpet. any ideas?

ooh i know this one, its got alot of blood in it right?

The only way to tell is to punch your other arm

putting the bástard belt back on the vacuum cleaner!

Still angry about Abu Hamza?

boxing clever

I knew the government were making cutbacks but this is ridiculous

thanks, I actually uninstalled it earlier but I was worried it might cause a problem because it "came with" the laptop. No probs yet though and i installed a pdf reader that works

dont you know its immoral to pay a tradesman in cash?

regarding adobe reader, is it ok for me to just uninstall this program as it always shuts down due to a problem.

annoying surveys that pop up when i use foxestalk

He probably wants to retire but the bbc are blackmailing him.

on channel 5?

For all us UK TV viewers, when will season 3 start? I'm thinking next year but when exactly?

well if no one was out in the week surely shops would suffer and as a result their employees too. Shall we compromise at just banning the old people?

He just said he's working his ass off. Not working his ass off all week. Its his daughter he doesnt see all week.

thats sad, I live for people to acknowledge we are City too.

I like spending Saturday nights/Sunday mornings lurking for openings. You can use that if you want.

did he spit or swallow?

custard creams or bourbons?