I think we need one to combat the Yuki Abe dog chant.
To the tune of '1-0 down who gives a f***...' and '1-0 up and you f***** it up..' etc...
Yuki Abe's a Leicester fan
he don't eat dogs cos he's from Japan
It's nothing special but at least it's factually correct(ish). And being 2 lines at least some people would be able to learn it