Kitchandro

Sadly I don't drive but I want to hear this down Saffron Lane after the next home match. I never knew it was a tradition or anything like that but I do remember people doing it a lot more when I was younger.

Does Schlupp have a chant yet?

That's the worst thing, a lot of them don't seem to know why they've rang up. Most people who phone up on a Monday and Saturday night just sound like they've dailled and then once they're on air they decide to think of something to say. Hardly any of them have a specific point or speak with any purpose. It's bloody infuriating. It was refreshing to hear Stringer just get fed up with one of them and take issue with his nonsensical ramblings the other night. Half of these people are clueless but arrogant and they need taking down a peg once in a while so that they don't phone again.

Slag

I'm still allowed to dislike them though, no? They're extremely annoying and talentless and present shocking shows that only morons would watch. Don't like them at all. You might say they 'grind my gears'. Didn't say they were bad people.

Sell outs like Chris Moyles and Davina McCall who do shitty rip-off shows on Sky1, which is one of the worst channels on television as despite a couple of decent programmes (Simpsons re-runs ) the rest are so mind-numbingly bad that even watching their 10 second adverts makes you lose all faith in humanity. And while I'm at it, the sell outs who work for Sky Sports or Sky Sport's news, except the fit birds. 'The headlines tonight: Tevez scores' IT WAS AN OWN GOAL AND HE'S A GYPO PLAYING IN A RESERVE MATCH.

These kids these days, every song has got to be a clubbing tune with a umpt umpt umpt umpt That's the problem. It's the Rihanna generation ruining football chants (which is incidentally those a year younger than me and below )

Best I can do

People get cocky when they know a song well and just start singing it as fast possible. We love you was quite slow at first but it's got faster. Everybody Danns now was the same.

It wasn't a slower version but more people did it. I'll be blasting out the proper in tune version at the next match where I'm pissed and with at least one pissed mate.

Maybe. But like I said it loud when we were doing we love you. But there was barely any enthusiasm for almost every other song. We'll become as bad as Coventry in that sense if we're not careful. I mean OK maybe not everyone thinks it is but plenty of our fans see this as a local derby. I thought it was very disappointing considering. It was nothing compared to the Boro and Cardiff games, when were very good and I thought we'd turned a corner.

OK fine, we got an old song going once. There were long periods of silence in the first half, and there were loads of songs being attempted in L and K seemed to be just ignoring them. I was completely bored by half time.

I'm starting to side with the stu crew at the moment. Not only could we not get new chants started but we couldn't get any old ones going either. The atmosphere was gash in the first half, no effort from anybody in K. We love you should not be the only chant we sing at a reasonable volume. Sort it out people.

So what happened with those guys who were gonna start these new chants?

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Haha you didn't have to do that mate, I was only joking, its just facebook! Cheers though

I added him about a year ago and he still hasn't accepted me

I think we should start singing it just because it's so hilariously incorrect in so many ways. Imagine the confused looks on Chaventry faces Everybody! Our mum's our dad Our dad's our mum We're interbred And we're Leicester scum Hey!

It goes Mel-Bourne-Vic-t'ry, our boys in blue. So for us it would be Le-ster-Ci-ty, our boys in blue

I'm in K and I will It's catchy so just keep doing it and when people learn the words they will join in

This would sound brilliant, and would be unique as well. Hope it catches on.

Yeh true. Johnny Parkin? Maybe because Danny's already got one we could change it to 'go Jeffrey go go' for when Schlupp is back.

Would B.Goode. For who though? Tell them the fat one was from Leicester. They'll probably agree with that one.

Yeh, it's almost as stupid as someone from Nottingham pretending Robin Hood was a local lad.