Libertine

You America, **** You!

Just had a 9 inch Garlic Bread pizza and chips. V Nice.

You eat gum?

Vantage Point.

At Radio Norwich after Alan's traffic cone incident. Dave: You off to see a film, like Cone-an the Barbarian? Alan: Yeah, good one. Dave: Then watch a bit of TV, eh? Like Cone Dancing? Alan: Yeah. Not so good, but fine. Dave: Oh, come on Alan. What's the matter with you? Cone't you take a joke? Alan: Oh, **** off. Dave: Actually, I am speechless. Dave Clifton is actually speechless. I don't believe you just said that. Alan: You don't sound it. I wish you were. Dave: Well I am. Now, I really don't know what to say. I find it really difficult to find a way – Alan: Try saying nothing! Dave: You and I both know that dead air is a crime, and I think it's terrible that you have to fill it with swearing on your show. Alan: Unfortunately, Dave, you are bang wrong. It's one minute past seven, it's your show, you're responsible for the output, I am technically a guest and you've failed to control me. Read the small print on your cone-tract. Dave: From 'Go West' – Alan: – Fanny – Dave: This is 'Call Me'.

I was just portraying a madm'n.

Just a pipe of Pringles will suffice.

Tell my why you don't like mon-day-hays.

Glenn Roeder (Centre) Matthew Bellamy Shit pictures I know.

Joe Kinnear?

I haven't been to the cinema in forking ages. Needs sorting out tbh. Who will accompany me?

Meridian > Odeon

Can't wait to see SOAP. Looks to be the best film ever.

Watching that currently on BBC1.

I'm more of a Liam Gallagher now.

Genius.................No wait...Genii.

Same..I didn't mention it because... It's gay.

Are there any celebrities that you look a bit like? I apparently look like John Lennon.

Brilliant! Made me laugh out loud that did.

The worst thing is, some sad barsteward will probably buy that.

Sorry, didn't read the post properly, delete this if you want.

As I mentioned in the BB thread: Jarvis Cocker Kitten