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  1. Wortho

    The Gang's All Here Quiz.

    I just completed this quiz. My Score 60/100 My Time 112 seconds  
  2. I thought it was really good. Mind you Lineker is a bit of a ****.
  3. Wortho

    The joke thread

    I met a transvestite from Greater Manchester yesterday. He had a Wigan address.
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    Will Vardy’s Record be equaled or broken

    Vardy's record will never be beaten.
  5. Wortho

    James Maddison Confirmed

    I can't see what the point of taking Maddison all the way to Latvia, and then keep him on the bench. He could have played for the senior team last night. I think they need him.
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    Absolute cvnts of our time Pt.MXXVI

    This is beyond awful
  7. I've heard that WHU don't even pay for the tea bags.
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    The joke thread

    I was walking in the park when I spotted a dog with a football. I ran at him and did a sliding tackle. I won the ball but I caught the dog's legs too. I got fined £1000. I didn't see the "No Dog Fouling" sign.
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    Vardy retires from playing for England

    Even if Kane had a leg amputated he would still be picked before Vardy.
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    The joke thread

    Three old spinster sisters, Kitty, Sissy and Fanny, never had boyfriends in their lives due to the fact they all had big feet. Kitty and Sissy wore a 12 but Fanny wore size 16. They finally decided to get over their embarrassment and have a night out in town. However on the last minute Fanny didn't want to go, so Kitty and Sissy went anyway. After a few drinks they finally pulled a couple of guys. One of the lads looked down and said " bloody hell girls, haven't you got big feet!" To which Sissy and Kitty replied together, " Ha! If you think our feet are big you should see the size of our Fannies!"
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    The joke thread

    Young lad goes on holiday to Ibiza, texts his mate, Weather here just like your Mum, 38 and ****ing hot! His mate texts back, Weather here just like your Sister, 18 and soaking wet!
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    The joke thread

    I've just been sacked from my job with the Samaritans. A United fan rang me and said "I'm laying on the rail track just waiting for the train to come ".All I said was "Just stay on the line"
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    The joke thread

    A young woman calls her Mum, " Mum I'm getting a divorce!" " Why?", the Mum asks all shocked. "Because all he wants is Anal sex, I used to have a nice small arsehole the size of a 5 pence piece. Now it's the size of a 50 pence piece!" The Mother replies, " Sweetie, you have a Porche, a platinum credit card, a villa in Barcelona, kids in private school and 6 holidays a year!" " Do you really want to give all that up for the sake of 45 pence!"
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    The joke thread

    While riding my motorcycle, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?" As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look. She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.” "That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!" "Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly." Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this." We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now." "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Still in the ditch with my motorbike, I guess."
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    The joke thread

    Cheers mate 👌
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