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  1. Wortho

    Alireza Jahanbakhsh

    I know that Vardy is outstanding in the Prem. Where as Loftus-Cheek is not even wanted by Chelsea and just seems ordinary. I have not seen Loftus-Cheek have one decent season.
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    Alireza Jahanbakhsh

    I'm not sure that Loftus-Cheek is all that. He didn't have a good WC and looks slow and gets injured often.
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    The joke thread

    Have you ever touched your inner self? I did this morning, bloody Tesco value toilet paper.
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    The joke thread

    My grandfather was highly decorated in the Second World War. In fact, many believe it was the tinsel on his helmet that got him shot.
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    The joke thread

    I'm truly devastated. A very sad day it is today. After 7 years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can now no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
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    The joke thread

    David Beckham gets into a taxi... "Heathrow Airport please driver" he says. After few minutes he spots the driver giving him a few looks in the rear view mirror. Driver says "come on mate, give us a clue... "Beckham replies "Had a great career at Man Utd, Real Madrid, played in Italy and America, and won over 100 caps for England.... "Driver says "No you thick ****, what terminal?"..
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    The joke thread

    Little known fact about the England striker Danny Wellbeck, His father is a bomb disposal expert called Stan
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    Pereira & Silva

    As if international football is anything like PL football.
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    Andros Townsend

    Palace probably realise he is a bit s*it
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    Musa to Galatasaray loan

    I've heard Musa is replacing Messi at Barca.
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    Vardy - V9 Academy

    Good luck to those players. Hopefully Jamie's influence and experience can help them.
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    The joke thread

    An Arab sheikh was admitted to the hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, his doctors needed to have some of his blood type stored in case the need arose. As the gentleman had an extremely rare type of blood that couldn't be found locally, the call went out around the world. Finally a Scotsman was located who had the same rare blood type. After some coaxing, the Scot donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery the Arab sent the Scotsman a BMW, a diamond necklace for his wife, and $100,000 US dollars in appreciation for the blood donation. A few months later, the Arab had to undergo a further corrective surgery procedure. Once again, his doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood. After the second surgery the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street chocolates. The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab and asked him:"I thought you would be more generous than that. Last time you sent me a BMW, diamonds and money, but this time you only sent me a lousy thank-you card and a crappy box of chocolates?" To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in me veins".
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    The joke thread

    A beautiful blonde goes to see the doctor with a wrinkly old woman, and says "I've come to see you about a medical." The doctor says "OK, go behind the screen and take your clothes off." The blonde says "No, it's not for me, it's for my granny." The doc says to granny "OK, then, stick your tongue out."
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    The joke thread

    A young lady teacher takes her class of infant schoolboys to a day at the races. A few of the boys say they need to go to the toilet, but there isn't a man around, so she nips into the gents, with the boys and starts lifting each one up to the urinals. On lifting the third one up she looks down, is visibly shocked and says, 'My my, your a big boy, have you just joined the class?' 'No love, my name's Frankie and I'm riding Blue Thunder in the 2.30.'
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    The joke thread

    But it is a good joke!!
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