trabuch

Okoli can't play football

Yellow ref

Should be a red that

Nice block Hamza

Magic

I was trying to think about any Leicester player I who I have hated more than him, and could only come up with Danny Ward and Denis Wise.

I reckon we'll win the 2nd half. And now I'm off to take my meds.

He is. The absolute definition of not fit to wear the shirt.

Dirty

Oh ffs. He's done his arm.

Super save

Ayew is the living embodiment of everything I hate about football

Selfish again

exactly

Somehow we already look better. Hope it lasts.

I reckon he'd love it at Wrexham. They haven't started well.

Looks like Everton will be circling the toilet bowl again this season. Fingers crossed they'll actually flush this time.

Horrible situation for a manager. Winks has a shit attitude (but is the best option in that position), Monga is young and needs protecting, Faes is leaving (apparently). Ayew is expected to replace the GOAT. Good luck.

I blame Rodgers - and Danny Ward.

He's slow as shit and thick as shit. I think he might actually BE shit.

Good subs today tbh. Preston taking Justin out of the game (unpunished by that abject **** Gavin Ward) ****ed us right over when we had all the momentum and looked like we were going to win.

Words you don't want to hear a commentator say "[anyone on the planet] - in a footrace with Vestegaard"

Sadly, if I am Monga's agent I'm telling him to get the hell out of this shit stain of a club.

I know. He knows how slow he is. Just play him off ffs.

Last time I genuinely enjoyed watching football was the women's euros. I suspect that statement might remain the same for an entire season.