Phil Mitchell

My Ben’s banged up over there at the minute, credit card fraud. last thing I need is being slung in the cell next door. But it’s coming home and I won’t let a journo get in the way of that. Phil does America. Phil

Gabriel Clarke absolutely desperate to cause a bit of beef in the camp. Cretinous man. This isn’t the first time and has been a thing of the past ie. Gazza, Becks, Rooney. I don’t give a **** if it’s his job or not, get better at journalism and you’ll make a proper name for yourself. Phil

Looks proud as punch bless him. If I wasn’t on a travel ban he’d go into hiding. Phil

Bit like all of us. Phil

If this retro kit has bc.game on it, I’m deleting this account. Phil

Can’t stand Ronaldo. Holding back future talent for his bloated ego. Tosser. Phil

Good footballing family. Heard his brother had trials at West Ham. Phil

willy pullers. Phil

It’s not too late Jon. Got 9 hours to do the right thing. Phil

Gateway. Phil

I don’t want any of the 15/16 involved in this shit. Kingy last season is enough. Phil

Anagram of Jon Rudkin: Junk no rid. Phil

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer fella. Nail him again. Phil

Where was that, the clubs funeral? Phil