Voll Blau

One of the advantages of Starmer coming late to politics. He doesn't owe any favours, can just give the right people the right job.

90% of the new cabinet are state-educated. About time.

I blame the mosh pit at Coalville polling station.

2019 was the biggest single issue election ever, but you're certainly right about it being distilled down into a constituency-by-constituency basis here. I do wonder how much AI has allowed the more successful parties to game the system in this election. Targeted social media voting clearly had no effect for the Tories.

Bang on. How many local kids can afford to live in that constituency these days?

Well, at least you have him a chance.

Starmer's gamed our shit system super well here. Shame the rise of Reform means no sane government will switch to some form of PR any time soon. Ed Davey deserves credit for doing the same with his daft dad antics, and the Greens won all of their target seats. Fair play.

Truss. Amazing.

Maybe time to give him a chance to do that now then, eh...

Hope they declare before I have to go to work... More time for his to campaign for International Men's Day - a day which already existed when he launched his campaign - now.

Harborough you big let-down. Excited for my old dear to blame "the villages" as usual.

Slept through most of the big-hitters going. FFS.

Just gotta hope he finally gets subjected to the same scrutiny rightly given to any other elected official now.

Seen so many who I consider good lads falling for their fascist bollocks. A generation who've grown up on simple answers to complex questions and think that's what politics is.

Two Barnsley and Hartlepool as well apparently.

Harborough a toss-up according to Sky News?

Wrong constitutency. He's in Ashfield.

Sky News said their website has.

Only slightly.

Into Chilwell VAR decision nerves now...

I see "Nigel" is the new "Boris" then? It's Farage, lads. He's not you best mate and he doesn't want to be.

Oh cool. Where do you want your medal posting?

So many heartbreaking ones from that thread. Mine, seared into my mind forever, is of sitting alone and apart from my family as my grandma was cremated, juxtaposed with the pictures of those utter fvcking cvnts partying their way through the most miserable time in all of our lives. Fvck the lot of them.

Yeah, just a crazy day. Mad thing is how comfortable Glamorgan looked for most of the day too! Feel sorry for Bracey as he's another keeper whose career England have tried to ruin. Unbelievable work to save that game yesterday.

Ain't felt this nervous since the Cup final.