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Fewer tickets sold = less money paid to ShowSec for their agency stewards (who get paid minimum wage with ShowSec taking a fat fee on top)?

Or at least a replay if both teams agree to it beforehand

Did Bason write that post?

Dag and Red away so Ruud can give Alves and a recalled-from-loan Braybrooke a full 90

We appointed Ruud quickly rather than dragging it out, he'll sort out bringing more coaches in with time. Remember how long it took for Lars Knudsen to be granted his work permit?

Any minute now he'll be invading the pitch to do a Fargo Strut

That's really nice tbf

Should've brought Appleton back in as caretaker, his 24 inch pythons are unmatchable

Not someone I'd expect to see succeed, at best I think his stints as a club-level manager have been average, and his trainwreck period as Sunderland manager is probably still fresh in a lot of English fans' memory (particularly when an irate fan heckled him and Coleman responded by saying "you're calling me a *****? I'm a married man with six kids") He's much more of a man-manager/motivator than a tactical one, so he might be able to light the right kind of fire under some underperforming players

And the kit comes boxed with two cans of Red Bull 🤣🤣🤣

I understand that Ruud is a very handsome chap, but I don't think there's any chance of him accidentally impregnating either of Top or Rudkin and them requiring the morning after pill.

Made out of velvet!

We should send Hamza to the game, on a tight lead with a studded collar and muzzle, to be unleashed like an XL Bully if Voice is thinking about any more funny business

I'm calling for his head... ...shot to be the new forum banner

I mean, there was a big chunk of the fanbase who never loved him (I include myself in this to a degree). His prior "season three syndrome" at Liverpool and general David Brent-ness being among the reasons why. But until the relegation season at least they definitely backed him as our manager and would've been disappointed had he been poached by Arsenal or Man Utd or the likes

Morris and Son's Fertiliser Supplies

I for one would love to see Rob Van Dam as our manager

Closer to half that Football clubs really don't pay that much for the data analysis side, it's more like something to use to make your resume more attractive when you apply for a job at a big tech firm in 3-4 years

Ruud is wanted by Hamburg too So he has the choice of relegation battle with us or mid-table in the German second division

Can expect the whole squad to be there really!

Winks, Coady, Choudhury, JJ, Golding, Ward, Alves, McAteer, BDCR were in the video Think I could see Hermansen in the background but not 100% sure Danish media said Kristiansen and Vestergaard were there too

Pep Guardiola in the last 5 matches: 0 points Steve Cooper in the last five matches: 1 point That's infinite times better! #CooperIn

I look forward to the appointment being confirmed on 21st of December

oh bloody hell Miquel you've only gone and just forced the paras to land in Dublin to recolonise the island

As the famous saying goes, If the yellow titular ghost-avoiding dot-munching protagonist is rendered in 8-bit, you must acquit, or something along those lines