Daggers

I’m hitting the tequila. Anyone fancy bunking off work tomorrow, come round ours and get nekkid in the hot tub. *we don’t have a hot tub, it’s a paddling pool we left out since last summer **bring your own tequila

Like this post if you agree with @Jattdogg

There’s still ton of comments to be made

I’m opening the tequila

Me right now

Not something I can promise. I’m a team player. Shit match thread starters need a go too…even if none of them got a 5-0 win in the bag like wot I did.

Well, there is that too 😂

Thank fvck I did two memes

Fatawu can sit on my turgid member this evening.

Best ever match thread starter Best ever post match thread starter I’ll take all your plaudits. It’s not easy being awesome and being the reason we won so well.

Happy St Enzo’s Day

Dear Last Leg, #IsItOk that I’m still worrying we might lose?

Hands up who saw this coming five minutes into the second half?

YOU FVCKING BEAUTIFUL FVCKING BASTARDS

Me as the match thread starter right now…

Awesomo

I am the big cheese

Shhhhh

I’ll say it for the second time this thread - I HAVE A 100% RECORD IN STARTING MATCH DAY THREADS, MOTHERFVCKERS!

You mad, mad optimistic fool.

Maresca: “Slow down lads, don’t attack the game with passion. We can bore them to lose.”