Daggers

Maybe the club could think about encouraging me to watch games again in the future? Not saying I was the key part missing from the season...but I reckon my absence from match threads has been telling.

Absolute travesty that Stan's thread gets cancelled because some people have shit internet

Can confirm arteries still intact.

MOTM

Ayew was "bursting" forward?

Hohoho Merry Xmas

Politeness costs nothing

That'll do, pig.

@LeicesterPolice - first he refuses to remove his penis from my face unless I buy him a drink and now he's masturbating while I try to watch the match. If I'm honest, I've had worse experiences while watching a match though.

I think your eHarmony dating technique needs some work

stOp RAmmiNG It dOWn mY fRoTE

Ahhh, they've replaced someone who can't score with someone who can. That's something other managers should take note of.

Thoughts and prayers with every little man getting all upset about rainbows on social media today.