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Newcastle are now subbing on their youth team players for a kick about, sadly we are now officially a joke team

i spoke too soon

a positive, Ward just touched the ball without picking it out of the back of the net

must be a record Ward on 2 goals in 4 minutes, his leap after the ball was already in the net for the second was spectacular

All will be well now,,,,, Ward is on

Mads has noot taken a single player on or made a single worthwhile pass, he hangs around hoping the ball won`t arrive and has not made a single positive run forwards Are we watching the same game ?

daka, lmfaio

poor, except Mav, he was very very poor

We can`t possibly do any worse, even if we play really bad RVN can claim an improvement.. Its xmas i think we will win 10-1

As Cooper said in his last interview, we can`t attack and we can`t defend Didn`t see any signs of a midfield either Still at least a goalie who let 4 in was our MOM

Perhaps if they only got paid for the 5 minutes they played ?

oh dear

great choice the players will look up to him and if not he will kick ass

Well as everyone here thinks they are a better manager than Cooper, basically anyone will do, but for me please no more miserable lookin fukkers, so that rules Moyes out

As Cooper keeps saying, we don`t defend and we don`t attack. Chelsea took the day off and we still looked awful.

i just watched the Cooper interview, he`s a bumbling idiot. We didn`t defend and we didn`t attack, thats why we lost, Dohhhh ffs

At least we won the worst free kick of the season award, better than goal of the season anyday It was remarkable only way it could have been worse was hoofing it back 60 yards to your own keeper from the edge of their box,,,,,, probably next weeks coaching masterpiece, watch this space

weakest goal i ever saw, its like watching a kids game

Exactly what happens when a Championship side with a Championship manager play in the Premier league, a good scrap with a lucky win, hopefully everyone learns and improves, celebrate its a win, 3 pts, 10 more wins should be enough because there are several teams worse than us.

Pretty crap really, ran around like a kid with his pants on fire, he didn`t seem to realise he was playing with the big boys now, looked slightly dazed at not getting his own way, lots of coaching required then who knows. At least he had a have a go attitutude.

Is he available, he`d have taken Vardy off and put a defender on by now to defend the loss ? , we`re crap, but seriously nobody should be playing football in this weather.

joking yes ? we started ok, never threatened a goal and only really played for around 15 minures of the last 30, they outclassed and outplayed us all over the pitch, best we could have ever hoped for was a dream draw. get real. But i do see a glimmer of hope for the future and it will really depend on how well we do against the weaker sides, every game will be a six pointer and we have to 100% go for it, any more of this defend and hope bullshit and we go down.

Some weird comments here, "we should have had at least 3 points", in your dreams the 3 teams we`ve played so far have all been much better than us, Spurs should have burried us, Fulham totally outmuscled us, half the team looked like scared kids and Villa had far more class and deserved their win, yeah if we only counted our best 15 minutes n every game 3 points maybe, but life ain`t like that, we`re lucky to have 1 point in my opinion. We`re off the pace and make too many errors, especially giving the ball away and soft fouls, other teams are more professional. The only bright spots are we`re good on the counter and there are at least 3 or 4 teams even worse than us. I see reasons for hope, but we have to up our game fast we need 40 pts to stay up.

Minor errors in this league cost you, soft foul for the first goal, winks couldn`t deliver a pizza never mind a freekick, subs on 15 minutes too late and the concept of being defensive when you are losing is straight from the Rogers playbook. Better team than last week , but not much creativity , but some hope from the new signings. We might scrape staying in this division but no chsnce for anything more than that/

Personally i thought the ref was the best player on the pitch