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Kolo Toure sounds a bit like the Dooovd man from Fonejacker.

And we think our strikers miss a lot of big chances. Salah is on another level to any of them.

Monday - take training session Tuesday - take kids to school, put bins out Wednesday - take training session Thursday - put more Grecian 2000 in beard Friday - take light training session, update OPA on 'moo-skel problems' at press conference

Man United 2-0 up on Chelsea. Looking like a big opportunity missed by us.

Did a great job taking over the reins from NP during The Great Escape Just kidding (or am I?)

They gave it everything they had. Just didn't quite have enough to see it through.

Would be kinda funny if the Spurs women win a trophy before their men do though.

There we go. Would've got hammered by Chelsea in the final anyway.

Fresh legs have given us a bit of impetus back.

So close!

Can't happen now. Palmer on for Takarada.

Do we have a sub left to get Leitzig on for pens? Should we do it if so? Kop is playing well.

Brilliant save

We look done. Going to need a moment of magic from someone - or a Spurs mistake.

Damn. Mistake by Green.

A few of them visibly flagging now. Would like to see O'Brien on soon - see if we can snatch a second.

Hmm. Really not sure about taking Tierney off so early.

Jesus wept. How is that not a booking?

Rose has got the pace to rinse the whole Spurs back line. Just needs to calm her finishing.

Ridiculous booking. Wasn't even a foul.

Doubt it. She'll be preparing Chelsea for the other semi in a couple of hours.

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They're rattled. Keep the pressure on.

So close to 2.

She's genuinely just as good with her right. Superb signing.