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Robbed is a bit much, like many of us have said Switzerland win that easily on any day the goalie isn't playing like Yashin, Banks and Schmeichel somehow crosasbred and had a super-baby. Qatar had a few good chances but on another day that's like a 5-1 or a 4-1 to Switzerland.

Massive for Canada by the way, they can 100% beat Qatar, the Swiss weren't counting on the goalie having the game of his life. For all the BBC's catastrophising they can 100% win this group and get the knockout game in Vancouver they're hoping for.

THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR HAVING A FOREST PLAYER IN YOUR TEAM, BISMALLAH QATARHU AKBAR

Ahh, the Mexican wave. I recall the last time I saw that shite down the King Power, we were in League One... ... oh wait

Just been subjected to my first Hydration break ad break. Voluntarily. If my choice is having ads shoved down my throat on a Yank channel or listening to the combined might of Sam Twatterface and Lee "I'm miserable so everyone else has to be" Dixon at length, I'll take the late-stage capitalist hellscape every day.

Me: Come on Switzerland, smash these corrupt bastards and everything they represent Me 5 minutes in: learns there's a Forest player in the Swiss lineup Me: Inshallah Qatar will be victorious

Come hang out in the World Cup category, it'll be a nice distraction until mid-July when we all realise absolutely nothing has happened to our clownshow of a club.

Jeffrey Slop

Had me the moment he identified that style of play is a huge reason for the disconnect. Don't suppose Huth has his coaching badges?

Ok ok, let's relax a bit folks, that was an incredibly poor Paraguay team they've beaten there. Proper let the occasion get to them and will no doubt struggle in their other games too. They looked out on their arse by the half hour mark. Plus this is a Pocchetino team we're talking about. He's the reason Spurs became a meme. They'll buckle as soon as they face the slightest bit of pressure, rather than a team rolling onto their back and asking Donald Trump to kiss their belly. Let them get carried away. A Maracana-type humiliation the moment they face a serious football team would be glorious.

50,000 fans currently scratching their heads and asking each other why the scoreboard still says they only have one point

Ugh

Scenes when it emerges that Canada had a spy in Bosnia's hydration-break huddle. Or bugged water bottles or something, i dunno. Something something Southampton. Taking a nap, see ya in a bit to hopefully watch the Yanks get spanked

Already 10x more fun than the Q*tar shite and we're 2 days in

"Larin-delightus" scrap the license fee

Alrighty then, time for Paraguay to spank the bad guys and the World Cup will be off to a lovely start

Take that all day

Free healthcare in Canada

On the one hand, I was always kind of morbidly curious how we'd have done under Marsch, with the emphasis on minimising the use of width and playing centrally wherever possible. It would have been far preferable to persisting with our "get it to Mavididi and Fatawu and hope for the best" approach. He certainly wouldn't have made our defence any worse, given it's already at rock bottom. On the other hand, the fitness of these Canadian players is pretty damn impressive. Leicester would be shagged out on their arses within ten minutes playing at this intensity.

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KRAFT DINNER FOR THE LADS

OH LOOK ITS THAT CHAMPIONSHIP STANDARD STRIKER WE SHOULD HAVE CONSIDERED SIGNING GET INNNNNN

Damn, what a defensive intervention that was.

don't ferget yer toque eh?

Bit of a stretch at the Donald Trump world cup, give it a rest