Fear Of The Fox

Our players believe that if you shoot the ball inside the box it will explode. Ayew and Fatawu confirmed that they've seen this happening in a cartoon.

Nope, what you see is the real thing. He can't take any updates. He came with the default factory settings.

Nice NFL FG attempt by Fatawu. We're up 4-1.

Other teams probably investigated his background and found out he's 53yrs old.

Nah, I've seen him trying to run once.

And guess what, this happened because Fatawu didn't bother to shoot and gave the ball cheaply away. I've been very kind to him earlier. Sub him off in HT, 500k fine and 3 months wages.

The only way to manage players like Fatawu is via fines. You sub him off in the HT and straight away announce a fine of 20k and 2 weeks wages. There's no other way to treat players like him.

He was instructed by Skipp to do so. Skipp looked like a 55yr old before Christmas, now he looks like a 65yr old man ready to retire in Boxing Day.

I think I had enough already after 20mins. Slow motion sideways football, pass to Mavididi/Fatawu so they run like headless chicken into 2-3 defenders, it's like watching 5yrs old children trying to play football.

Around a mile offside.

Yes. He was after a 2nd yellow even earlier.

Exactly for this.

This lot can't even drink a single sip of alcohol. They're so soft they probably burst in tears and run away when a beer or glass wine is near them. In fact they're now probably offended by this post and it will affect their performance today. 0-4 Watford.

Another red card incident which must be officially investigated. It's getting out of control now and the authorities need to step up.

Is there some kind of leakage on the roof there or I had too much wine already?

True but the decline is so big that probably makes any older song selection a bit unattractive.

Maybe because everything they released after 48:13 (which had their last good song "Stevie") is laughably bad. I know Tom's departure was a big loss but his decision to let Sergio produce and streamline their sound was a huge mistake.

Spurs are in serious danger to finish the year just 3-4 points above the zone. They're playing Palace and Brentford away next while West Ham have 2 must win home games.

Nice gesture by Humphries to give a chance to Lim to win a leg. I'm surprised though he didn't fall asleep on the spot during the match.

I cooked a roast, went to buy some beers and when I got back Lim had just finished throwing his third dart in his first turn.

Idk what's more boring. This game or watching that guy Lim throwing one dart every 15 minutes.

It doesn't matter. Tactically Villa is already winning this despite the equaliser. Cash will have a great half time with Emery shouting at him for 15mins.

I'm probably watching a different game then.

It's a matter of time Villa scores.

There are only 2 options. He needs to make a post match statement revealing: 1. He has an IQ of -50. or 2. All the names of his relatives etc involved in dodgy betting.