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Bloody hell. Steady on Winks!

They better interview Ruud and some of our players.

That Derby side must have absolutely stunk.

EIGHT minutes added in? Good grief ref. Read the room!

Interesting question. Can you wear out a digital image? Time will tell.

Don't joke mate; their mascot is warming up. Wonder if he can play in his massive costume.

If you could chin one of these (not Bruno Fernandes)..... .... how injured would Wout Faes have to be before you moved on to the next one?

Get in quick mate to take advantage of the 'price freeze'

Another question. If the ref blew up for full time now, do you think anyone would care? Is the ref allowed to do it? What's actually stopping him? Our crapness has got my brain conjuring up some questions that have never entered my head before.

Come on ref. Sympathy penalty? Please?

Do you have to go down to the EFL? Like when you have to give away your EPL share, do you have to apply to the Championship? Do we have the option to just not and opt out?

Should do an interview with JJ after the game about his comments on how we are good enough to stay up and see if he can keep a straight face.

Get Faes up there and tell him to defend their goal. That's the best I've got.

I'm watching as I want to see RVN squirm in the interview and want to see is Albrighton will be honest and say we are proper trash.

Also. How bad are Southampton? They must be absolutely something else.

What would your approach me? I'd just hang around near Faes and wait for the error.

Good point and gives rise to an interesting question/thought exercise? How many of our squad would we have to be allowed to field at one time to be competitive in a premier league match? Would 12 do it? 13?

Wow. The prospect of that is actually quite hard to imagine

We should have an argument about David Speedie instead.

Your stream hasn't frozen mate; that's how quickly Soumare moves.

Soumare made a few forward passes, so being replaced.

I agree. That Barnsley goal is an absolute beauty.

If you want to look on the bright side, I was a bit peeved we never took the JPT or whatever it was called seriously. We've won pretty much everything else in this country, so its only right we go back for 'the one that got away'.

Are Man Utd going to be given another offside goal against us? Spoiler. No.

Joachim against Barnsley or Joachim against Portsmouth?