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Buona, Alves and Daxxx... but leave Ayew on purely because of the prophecy.

Mavididi? Mavididn't.

Don't worry - Buona and Daka on and we can cruise to a pleasant on the eye 2-0 defeat.

Sky are not enjoying our game! Lovely stuff.

Zero shots on target? We could have played Ward and then flogged him with a clean sheet in his back pocket.

For this reason, I insist we sign Alfonso Alves. Or get him out of retirement. Then the 2 'alves quip really flies.

He only scores braces.... it's a game of 2 'alves.

Our full backs sometimes look like they aren't playing in the same match as the other 20 players.

The one that's playing!

Vardy will probably never score again just before half time.....

Excellent attempt to talk in a Vardy goal. Love this.

Don't want to turn this in to a politics thread; but if the qualification for the role is that there is at least one person who'd be worse, then its a sorry state of affairs. We want the best person for the job; not simply anyone who isn't Farage.

Starmer Out doesn't even need to be said. It was as obvious as Cooper Out before either were even appointed/elected.

My Ayew goal and non-defeat prophecy is definitely coming true, isn't it?

I''ve just got over the manflu. You can keep the aches, pains and yukkiness but I wouldn't mind the delirium back for a few hours.

Thanks mate. Someone recommended Dough What... I think we did a place called Peter Pizza or something last time; which was good. My kids love pizza. I suppose everyone's kids love pizza.

I've had having a series of increasingly bizarre and vivid dreams... and remembering them.

Just got this for PC; looking forward to giving it a go. Reviews now seem very good.

I predicted the darts final perfectly right down to order of sets won, which is obviously completely random and blind luck, but I now consider myself on a roll. I dreamt last night that we didn't lose and Ayew scored. I accept this is hugely unlikely, but I'm sharing it just in case I'm an oracle now. I also dreamt I was there by the way but had to leave before the end as my wife had gone in to labour (my wife is not pregnant but I do have a wife). I'm not at the match today so you can see there are clear flaws in this dream; but I hope the avoiding defeat part is correct. Best I can hope for is confirmation from the wife later that she isn't pregnant. Oh and three points. (Might be a repost ; used a word previously which is likely frowned upon so don't think it posted..)

Quick question; what's the best pizza place in the City, please, in your estimation? I don't get to the City as often as I'd like and it changes a lot every time.

I predicted the darts final perfectly right down to order of sets won, which is obviously completely random and blind luck, but I now consider myself on a roll. I dreamt last night that we didn't lose and Ayew scored. I accept this is hugely unlikely, but I'm sharing it just in case I'm an oracle now. I also dreamt I was there by the way but had to leave before the end as my wife had gone in to labour (my wife is not pregnant but I do have a wife). I'm not at the match today so you can see there are clear flaws in this dream; but I hope the avoiding defeat part is correct. Best I can hope for is confirmation from the wife later that she isn't pregnant. Oh and three points.

Heading to the Space Centre some time in February as a treat for my son who is obsessed with Space. Looks like there are 2 home games within half term for our area; so might subject him to that also. I'll keep an eye on this thread for any other ideas of things going on.

Get ready for the 'a fit again * insert player who isn't very good * is like a new signing!

You can separate the personal from the professional though.

I suspect we need to sell to buy which might explain the lack of incomings.