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DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD BRING ON THE EQUALLY INEFFECTUAL AYEW?

I hope Marcus is enjoying this.

What minute do we introduce Ayew and Skipp to suck the life out of the game and meander aimlessly towards a 1-1?

Nice pit of wordplay there, BWF! Actually, I'm not sure if its down to medications or what, but I am finding I dream more; or perhaps just that I remember them more. GREAT GOAL!

Maybe I subconsciously knew that. If not its all a bit bizarre. Well; the whole dream is bizarre. Hopefully he googles his name frequently and eventually comes across this thread and can clarify who he supports.

Same, please.

Just researched Marcus Brigstocke. No suggestion he lives in Bristol or is a Leicester fan.

To be honest, I can't really believe I've predicted it, but I had a dream that I went to the game (this is where it all falls down as I'm not going) and we won and Daka scored more than once but we missed a penalty. It was frustrating because the drive back took way longer than it should have done due to traffic and I have no idea why I would allow that aspect in to my dream. Another odd thing is that I gave Marcus Brigstocke a lift there. I bet he doesn't even live in Bristol, but that's where I picked him up. I also would bet he doesn't support Leicester or Swansea. I'm not sure why I've told you this; but I have now. And you can't unread it.

Its fairly clear to me that we need Rob Kelly back involved since re-doubling efforts in training compounds and you end up with an 8 fold increase after just 3 sessions and a 16 fold after 4. You do the math(s)

Here's my bingo card. - We pick up some odd, harsh or unnecessary yellow cards in the first half. - Ricardo gets withdrawn injured during the first half. - We are awarded, but miss a penalty. - Skipp comes on at some point and stinks the place out. - Whichever of Monga/Fatawu is looking most threatening withdrawn about 64 minutes. No risk of swapping sides at any time. - Thomas plays at least one of those angled balls back to the centre backs which he gets hopelessly wrong , leading to a chance at goal. - Daka scores, possibly more than once. - Ayew 100% comes on at some point.

Withdrawn after 22 minutes with an unspecified 'strain/muscle issue'.

Time to let this Hutchinson fella have a go. I think he has a cool first name as well?

Comedy Channel.

I predict we miss a penalty today.

What's the general plan here? Make some half-arsed efforts at getting a proper replacement then give up and offer it to Andy King?

Daktrick today. 3-0 Leicester; all Daka. Others play tiki-taka, we play diki-daka.

Is this the game that Daka finally turns it round? Let's hope so.

Its likely using official statistics pertaining to known/legal immigration. It also only runs until June 2024; so it really doesn't have much bearing on the discussions in the last three months, as you stated. Rubbish in, rubbish out. Just because its in a graph format, it doesn't mean the data is any good. That and the old 'lies, damn lies and statistics' thing; and data generally being presented with some sort of discourse. I would bet that if you tried hard enough you could find some data to prove that the economy is in a great shape, society is better than ever etc etc etc and put it all in a pretty graph if you wanted to. I'm not being deliberately obtuse, or targeting you here. I just don't think any real conclusion can be drawn from that graph other than the trends from 1992 to June 2024 (note its now October 2025; 16 months later) in terms of known, legal immigration to the UK.

LOL

This is a club that is part-owned by a Spurs fan and desperately try to force a rivalry on to (a very confused) Bristol City. Absolutely desperate for recognition, validation and relevance. Its completely created by AI; but that said, I imagine the jealousy is real.

Agreed. When AI is fed and educated by 'everything'; then it all regresses to the mean. This is 'comedy' by numbers, written by a machine. This is what content will become. Maybe it already has.

Correct; so, meaningless.

Have you tried leaving the bridle on?

Or Austria. Presumptive Fox was presumptive.

Did satire not make it out to Australia yet?