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Have you literally just started supporting us, today?

If Sven wasn't dead, I'd definitely have him back. Even being dead, I'd consider it actually.

If the young lad had seen more of Daka, he'd have just let him shoot and he would be fine.

We've let their goal-shy striker score and they won't do the same for us? Literally injuring themselves to prevent it. Everything that's wrong with football.

Sousa's first game in charge? I remember every game that season as being gutless and Chris Weale not being able to save a shot; often watching tame efforts from 40 yards out sale serenely and untroubled in to the net with zero effort to intervene. I absolutely could not stand DJ Campbell.

The trick here is to be pleased for Hojlund as a bit of a win from a human interest angle. Young lad, living overseas, lots of media scrutiny. Heartwarming stuff.

Also my wife's first and only Leicester away game.

When was the angriest you've been with them? Mine was a really odd one. A summer's day in... I think 2010. We went 3-0 down to what I choose to remember as an appalling Palace side, but might have been quite good, in the first half. It was my first moment of being palpably disgusted with them. I feel that same way now. I detested most of that team as well, to be fair, but you always had Andy King and it was hard to dislike Berner or Dyer.

What result gets awarded against you if you just refuse to turn up? Is it 0-3?

How many hours do you have to go without a goal before you're allowed to turn the difficulty down?

Half-hearted, but has identified where their goal is.

- checks club crest - books Tommy Fresh instead

*checks club crest* *books Tommy Fresh instead*

*checks club crest* *books Tommy Fresh instead*

Where is Ugarte's card? The only thing more disgusting than us is the referee.

The main hope now is that someone absolutely crunches Bruno Fernandes

What is Faes actually trying to do? Just not be in the frame for the replays of the goal going in??

If Hojlund has scored his first in 22, maybe we can break our duck as well? All of our players are on that sort of run, so we could end up with 11 goals? Please?

You joke mate; but do that 100 times, and statistically, you're likely to score a goal.

You joke mate; but do that 100 times, and statistically, you're likely to score a goal.

We've definitely got an OG in us, to be fair.

Smashing bunch of lads.

This is lovely stuff.

I'd love to believe that there is a reason, but I have to say, I agree with you 100%.

So is this game, in many ways!