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That's glorious. More likely to be sung away though. I'm not sure the L & K 15 year old chavvys will remember anything past the first line. Personally, I'd have all chest beating gestures and wiggly hand movements a'la When You're Smiling but that's just me.

Who needs Max Gradel We've got Nolberto..... Solano...woah...Solano...woah... He plays in royal blue and plays the trumpet too! (There's probably a space for Peru in there as well but it doesn't sound quite right) Oh Nobby Nobby He's plays in royal blue and he's 4 foot 2

Wheels On The Bus...... When Weale's in the goal, you won't score, you won't score (repeat) All day long Weale! Weale! Weale! Weale! Weale for the World Cup, Weale for the World Cup a laa la la

Works better as don't care about Derby, don't care about Cov Forest's a mouthful

For Wellens....... To the tune of London Bridge Riiichie Wellens pulls the strings pulls the strings, pulls the strings Richie Wellens pulls the strings In mid-field ------------------------------- Wellens is our general, Wellens is our general ala lala ------------------------------- For the Neilson throws just an idea.... finish the OOOOOOoooooooo build up with WHOOOOOSH! It's just as gay as it sounds but fook it, it's good to be different.

(To the Iwan Is A Welshman tune) Mike Ashley is magic and his wallet too he's lost all his millions and left you in the poo He's fooked up your team and brought you all back down Why don't you bring back Shearer Your circus needs a clown! --------------------------------------- Even Shearer, even Shearer, even Shearer thinks you're shit --------------------------------------- In your Geordie slums they've closed all the docks and they've closed all the pits Shearer's not here even he thinks you're shit In your Geordie slums You can't afford plates so you eat off the floor your kids are on crack and your girlfriend's a whore In your Geordie slums

Up the football league we go when we get promotion this is what we'll sing we are the champions Nigel is our King Loving that Chubby Brown/Forest one

And when we were up, we were up And when we were down, we were down And now we're only halfway up And we all love Cheltenham Town!

It's the same as doing Liverpool's Ring Of Fire thing, that Derby copied and then we copied. It'd be nice to be original. Iwan's a welshman, when you're smiling - original and unique to Leicester. We need more of that not using everyone else tunes.

But will he be as good as Jamie Lawrence and the Shotgun In His Pants?

Ba-rry is our talisman, Ba-rry is our talisman! For the sheep next season..... We've got Howard, we've got Oakley You've not, you've not Did you cry, did you cry, did you cry when Howard signed? (Que sera) Do you remember, We beat the sheep 4-0 And we're laughing still haha haha For the Covscum.... (Coventry slums) Peugeot's gone bust you've all got the sack You're playing in brown and you all look like like twats in your coventry slums For our friends in Nottingham (if we're winning) Shall we score a goal for you? Used to be Notts Forest, We heard you used to be Notts Forest

EIEIEIO Chris Powell's 39 you know when he gets to 40 this is what we'll sing Don't retire don't retire stay out on the wing

And here's to you Stevie Howard Sticking that ball in the Leeds goal ho ho ho! And here's to you Matty Fryatt Found your scoring boots at long last And here's to you Maxi Gradel Crazy hair and silky skills too hoo hoo hoo And here's to you Alex Tunchev You scare us all without going boo (hoo hoo hoo) And so on.....

You are taking the piss aren't you? I had a season ticket for 15 years but to pay my mortgage etc I have to work weekends which means less games I get to see. I'm not a loyal supporter then because I want a roof over my head? Anyone waves a ST in my face and it'll land somewhere near the corner flag.

Year flows better than season but that last verse is great, it'll be stuck in my head now. What tune does the Cheltenham my second team song go to?