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You say that Pearson's in, then Pearson's out in out in out shake it all about You say we've sacked Pearson then you take it back What's it all about? Ohhh, Sky are wankers, Ohhhh Sky are wankers Do-your-job-right Rob Dorsett

Wooooooooooooahhhhhh Our Jeff is on Firrrrrre!!!!!!!!!!

I just love this pinching other people's songs thing. Virtually every song that we or anyone else sing is a take on someone else's songs with a few words changed and it isn't like the Giggs one I suggested is sung everywhere. I don't even think Utd have sung it for a few years. I tried putting the words to an Ed Sheeran or Taylor Swift number and it just doesn't go

To the Giggsy one, which is obsolete anyway Kramaric Kramaric He scores goals for fun Kramaric Kramaric Scores them by the ton With his head left or right He scores all fu=king night Kramaric Kramaric Kramaric

I seem to remember the doomed 1994/5 season where we spent most of the season taking the piss out of ourselves. I think we only won 4 games all season. These days a 5 game run and we're calling for the boss to go. If it's bad just have a laugh about it, stop being whining girls and enjoy the banter. Let's pretend we've scored a goal is a good start. Anybody singing "Going down, going down" gets a reply of "So are we, so are we" When Sunderland come to town its (Happy and you know it) "When we last scored a goal you had a job" Anything that's a bit sarcastic. Sick of all this "we've lost some games lets panic" attitude. I can feel the tension for the Sunderland game already and this is a season we're supposed to be enjoying after years in the shit.

Was anything done by the club to commemorate this? Minute's silence at the Bremen or Everton games? Given that Jimmy was one of our best players not just someone who passed through, it should have been marked. Lovely guy, btw. Used to buy The Fox from his newsagents and only found out a few years after he sold the shop who he was.

I take all the predictions from the "experts" with a pinch of salt anyway. Most of them - especially Jeff's 'boys' on Sky Sports can barely string a sentence together, let alone do some basic research. I know very little about the in-depth squads and tactics that most of the Premier League teams will use this season but if a TV channel offered me a large sum for my opinion, I'd give it and take the cash.

This is the best thread on this forum ever, a complete antidote to all the diehards vs plastics stuff that has taken over recently

That's brilliant. Easy to get it catching on too. Top work.

THIS

It's not like the Kolo/Yaya chant is new either. We had it years ago for Iwan Roberts and a few other clubs had it too, it just fits and sounds good with the Toure's.

To the Liverpool Gerrard tune He's Chris Wood, Chris Wood His name's not Woods it's Wood He's very good, he's good He's Chris Wood, Chris Wood To the Iwan is a Welshman tune Ohhh, we signed Jamie Vardy he wasn't very good We needed a top striker and signed Chrissy Wood Now everyone's stopped scoring and we're shit again We went to Tottenham Hotspur and signed Harry Kane

I love the latest comment I suppose they'd be the experts on being the poor relations in town!

Cannot believe what I saw from this guy tonight. A elbow gets a ticking off and when Nige complains he's the one getting a red card. Total cvnt.

And just to re-word their 'we don't care' song...... You're going down, you're going dowwwwwn, It's Leicester and Derby cos you're going down

Aye aye yippie yippie aye Forest sold us Wesley then went down, Forest sold us Wesley then went down, the Cloughie years were magic but now they're fvcking tragic, Forest sold us Wesley then went down

Nick nack paddy wack..... We scored four, their fans blubbed Forest are our feeder club With Kon-chesky and Wesley too They're not red, they're royal blue!

The Palace one sounds brilliant, wasn't at Saints to hear our version sadly. I'm always a bit sad when we can't be a bit more original though. Poznans and We Love You etc are great but they aren't ours. If about 500 more people joined in with When You're Smiling and the hand wavy stuff it'd be so much better. And ours.

I know when all the Giggs & Imogen stuff came out earlier in the year the likes of Speed, Michael Owen & others had their names mentioned with all the rumours. Maybe there was something like that coming out that upset him? God knows. Not sure if it's already been mentioned but John Hartson was supposed to be doing co-commentary of 5Live today and went home when he heard the news, couldn't face talking about football. Shay Given might have asked to be excused from the Villa game as was mentioned, he was certainly in tears with the minute's applause earlier.

Why would anyone with a young family, at the start of a promising managerial career after a successful playing career, kill himself? It's just totally shocking. Amazed they're playing the Swansea Villa game, there's about half a dozen Welsh players involved.

He means the Torres song "Fernando Tor-res Liverpool's Number 9" Its actually quite catchy. Throw in a lasoo type arm movement in the "swings his cock around his head" bit and this could be a better alternative than the Here, There, Everywhere chant that#'s had a couple of airings for him.

We've got no cash who gives a fook break the bank and sign him up

Given that he's got 4 - hopefully 7 - games left for us, you'll have to be quick! Boom boom boom! Everybody say Waghorn! Waghorn! Even some of the advanced brainiacs in L Block can manage to learn 4 words.

REM have gone and covered the Haiti song? Bastards. It's a bit slow & morbid for a football song IMO. And I always think about it in connection with losing at Wembley 93 because Central played it over highlight clips they showed the next day. 17 years ago God I feel old.

Some of them make it, some of them don't. Trouble is not everyone who goes to the game comes on to FT and vice versa. It'd help if half the ground didn't act like it was sponsored by Silent Night. A lot of the people who moan about no atmosphere sit on their hands for 90 minutes barely even clapping a good pass let alone singing a song. But there's other threads for that debate.