Miquel The Work Geordie

Leipzig don't half do well with flogging some absolute shite to Are League

I love that some sections of the fanbase like to give it the old "erm I was actually there in the old days, you don't know how good you've got it!" as if the club's lowest point wasn't in 2008

If (when) he leaves us, I'd be dead keen for him to go abroad. Hope one of the big European giants take a punt. Be boring as **** when he just goes to Man City won't it.

Just in from 30km in absolutely rancid conditions, 2:26:51. Chuffed with that considering sub 2hrs30m was the aim

Used to live round the corner from Kirkstall Abbey, be some day that. Might have a look myself!

From the standard camera angle, his stature and the way he moves, Ekitike reminds me so much of Torres

Pompey keeper looks like Will Ferrell in Zoolander

Le Tissier called in to tell the players jus what this fixture means, and that 5G makes you gay

Roman Bednar against Forest in November 2010. Looked like he'd won a Be A Footballer Experience as part of a stag do

Hot headed jus like his dad was in the kitchen

Let's raise the roof for the eleven on the pitch

I think he's fine. That second goal just makes him look like he can't swim but I don't think there's much he can do about it. First was a mess. But as much as it's okay to say "I want my keeper to keep the ball out the net ! I don't care what he's like with his feet !" it's such an important part of football now that a keeper has to be at least semi-capable on the ball – if not for the way sides press nowadays and squeezing out of trouble. He doesn't have to be Andrea Pirlo but it does need working on.

Button Boys with Glenn Moore, Pierre Novelli and Sarah Keyworth is bloody class. Great to see Screen Rot going from strength to strength n all as a Day One'r – just a shame the podcast is now big enough that it feels they temper it a bit. Patreon eps are still 10/10

Genuinely astonished he stayed at Spurs for as long as he did. Crap at everything.

Be good if he could get the starting XI spot on n all

The only drug I'm on is called Backing The Lads, you should give it a try some time

4-2 to the fabulous foxes

Heaven forbid people "hate" on a player who has earned a king's ransom and done nothing but taken the piss for 4 years

I think we'll be a different proposition once the Chuckle Brothers in the middle isn't the starting pairing but the centre halves really need looking at, too. Okoli isn't good and I've never been sold on Vestergaard, even at this level.

Stick ****ing Daka in the middle, anything to get rid of bloody Fred and Rose

Many? I don't think Mavididi has been particularly chastised in this thread?

Double Skipp would put me in a coma

Play shit players, get shit performances

Makes it weirder he seems to like Okoli when the bloke acts like the ball is a used johnny thats been flung at him

Soumare will have his half time wheel of brie and come out second half even more cumbersome