Miquel The Work Geordie

Alright Col chill out

The star of the night for me has to be Lewndowski's frosted tips

Newcastle have been pretty tepid this half, dare I say it you fear for them

Year of the Fox's poor other half is going to get the best 30 seconds of her life this evening

Ahahaha ffs, what a goal ahaha

No I think it was a good header. If you think that you need your eyes testing

Gordon not been the same player since he stopped looking like an auntie

What is Schar doing, why does he wander off

Aha fair play, good header that!

Warra job he's done of running into Trippier all game

So unthreatening isn't he

Think we'll lose. Rank these above Derby now in terms of rivalry, quite liked that the last time we were in this league there seemed to be a bit of bite to the games. But I don't get consumed by it the same way as whenever we play Forest – it was just never particularly drilled into me that Cov are a proper rival, part of the county I'm from definitely a factor. The spicier the fixtures get the more it might become more of a thing. It'll be Ant and Dec in the ****ing middle again jogging around like they're wearing suits of armour.

Only done sub 20 mins a handful of times mate and they were always by the skin of my teeth listening to some of the worst music imaginable to set a pace. Haven't gone out for just a 5km in about half a year now mind!

Quick zip round at lunch after eating like Henry VIII all week 15km in 1:10:30 dead, new best. 4:42/ km

I quite like that Skipp looks a bit haggard. Same way I admire your Mbuemos, your Eriksens, your Damsgaards for not taking a trip to Turkey or London's trendy West End. We need more footballers that don't look like they're fresh out of Freeman's catalogue.

Jesus Christ mate you can't say that

The Superdry 5 zip

Coventry fans look like they're all from the year 2007 to me

Absolute insanity they went back in for Lage to begin with imo. He wasn't that good at Benfica the first time round, had a completely forgettable and shite spell at Wolves then gets to go back? Have some self respect Benfica

Singing myself hoarse for the boys here

Hibs are a bit hamstrung while they continue with Jordan Smith in goal. Rest of the team more than good enough for a crack, mind. Celtic will win it and Rangers can't continue being this bad, but 2nd is definitely up for grabs for someone.

Played 18 games in 3 years. Absolutely not

Plays like he gets paid per touch

Co-comms being so harsh on Sommer for Juve's second aha

If he was learning he wouldn't have his dickhead mate in a job he's been demonstrably terrible in for 5 years.