Father Ted

Bruno Berner (The front of the car) Citroen C3 I was just looking at a car and thought - wow, it looks like Bruno!!

I'm thinking Marseille with Taiwo on the back...

Howard from the Apprentice Michael Morrison (sorry about the picture )

What does a Newcastle fan do after his team has just beaten Real Madrid in the Champions League? Turn his Playstation off and gets into bed with his sister. David Blaine is apparently gutted at the minute. He has discovered his 44 day record of doing fook all in a box has been smashed by Michael Owen. An old one but still funny : Six players were named in a drug scandal at Newcastle. Shearer Cort Dyer Given Bellamy Speed. Alan Shearer has announced that TAMPAX are the new sponsors of NEWCASTLE, spokesman says "to sponsor a bunch of fanny's going through a bad period."

Samilktray's 'Epic fails' which fail epically.

Need help with page numbering of Microsoft Word 2007. Basically, I've done a big piece of coursework and I have a title page and contents page that I don't want numbering. The page after the contents page should start at Page 1, then Page 2, etc. Within pages, I want to leave a 'gap' so I can put a page in that I've handwritten so I skip a number. For eg, between pages 35 and 37, I want a gap leaving 36.

Except Showaddywaddy sang Blue Moon and they're from Leicester and one of the guys' sons was Stefan Oakes and he played for Leicester And so many teams around Europe sing 'if you don't bounce then your a [insert team name here]' And so many of you go on about being ultras, making it look good, standing all game, etc. it would be good if we jumped up and down.

Liverpool fans again!!! Being idiots again so I said to one: name some players who played for Liverpool before 1994. He got 1 - Kenny Dalglish! He thought that 1 was a good score and I got a bit cocky and said that I could name 100 and so I did!

Because they're the fans I get the most earache off!! The other funny one is when asked why they support them, it's, my dad/uncle/cousin supports them. Why does your dad/uncle/cousin support them? I don't know

Liverpool fans grind my gears. Generally know nothing about football but reckon they know everything. They only know Gerrard, Torres and occasionally Carragher. They've never been to a match, yet still reckon that they are better than Leicester fans WHO ACTUALLY GO TO GAMES When told that League 1 trophy > no trophy, all they can reply with is Champions League and Leicester are shit, League 1, who'd want to support them when you can support Liverpool Wannabe scousers are scum.

I read earlier that: In Poland's version of Crimewatch, they were looking for a person to do a reconstruction. The person who stepped up to do the reconstruction was the actual murderer

facebook Anyway, join my Super Stevie group

Forever and ever, he'll play for our team, that's Leicester City, we rule supreme, he'll never be mastered, by no dirty Leeds bastards, Sooper Steve will keep the blue flag flying high forever and ever!

Love it!!

It looks as if its from the 90's !!

Which site?

I just can't get enough... what a song!

Well under-rated

He became the most capped Serb to ever play in the Champions League last night passing Predrag Djordjevic

Do it! You know you want to

Wasn't that on The Wright Stuff show?

Omg, same here

Oooooyah! Ronnie is Danielle's mum!

Is the snow likely to freeze overnight?