andy murray during the French Open: The most promising tennis player in Britain.
andy murray after the French Open: Useless, goofy Scottish twat.
Susan Boyle during Britain's Got Talent: Worldwide-renowned British talent.
Susan Boyle after Britain's Got Talent: Deformed, brain-dead Scottish munter.
Gordon Brown before becoming PM: One-eyed, Scottish willy puller.
Gordon Brown after becoming PM: One-eyed, Scottish willy puller.