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Shoulda bagged there vards. Another throwback to last season that move. Where has this come from!? A great response to an utterly turgid first half.

Pleeeeeeeease don’t revert to passivity now Leicester, I’m begging you. Cooper needs to lead by example and make a proactive change

Move out the Enzo playbook that one! Except Wilf didn’t clip it to the far post this time

And Ricardo for Wilf

The greatest shithouse there has ever been. A legend.

At least that was contagious

G Nev saying we were destroyed and offered nothing - Carra saying the atmosphere is rubbish and we’re lacking energy. Our plight is quickly becoming obvious to outsiders. Really no excuse for such a lacklustre performance. Just seen Soumaré looking genuinely dissociative

Right, I need to turn this into something to laugh about otherwise I’ll turn into a depressive this season.

No need for this. Plenty of shiteness to comment on without resorting to personal digs.

BDCR is even worse that I thought.

Head and shoulders our best player so far.

So far.

No reason you can’t play with shape, purpose, ambition and belief.

What has Cooper done to us? A world apart from last season. Look like league one cloggers with no belief.

They’ve won every first touch from a corner so far. Can’t even compete at the basics. Have we even had possession in their half yet? We’re at home for goodness sake!

At least try to be good at corners you tarts

Genuinely think Cooper would be happy with a 2-0 loss tonight.

I hadn’t even thought about that, but you’re probably right in suggesting is a distinct possibility

They’ve got some serious pace in that front three. Vesty is gonna struggle.

Poor team selection, not picking Ricardo or Mav. Says a lot about how Cooper views players and the game of football in general. That looks like a team picked to try not to lose rather than with much attacking intent. Hope I’m proved wrong, but it’s not off to a good start.

I know what you mean - I feel the same about Wout Faes

Levy must have to take a moment to stop giggling when he sees Rudkin’s name pop up on the mobile. Leagues apart.

I’d have him back in a heartbeat miles better than our current options.

Whatever your thoughts on him - Enzo picks his players and sticks with em. It’s what Chelsea need - will he have the mettle and support from the hierarchy above him to see it through. A press release for not being involved in a squad - never seen anything like it. Utterly pathetic from Sterling, and surely only serves to justify Enzo’s decision.

Terrible business from a terrible club.