NewquayFox

Anyone who says Onions are the only Vegetable that make you cry have never been hit in the face with a Turnip. ;0/

Aha!!! I get it now. Same as mine nearly. ;0/

I didnt get the joke above mine, just a black line or was it a new wave joke that only certain people understand ?????? <_<

Do you like Wayne Rooneys new haircut ? Apparently it happened as a result of a misunderstanding when Playboy offered Colleen £1000.000 to shave her Twat !!!! ;0)

A dog is mans best friend, lock your Missus and your dog in the boot of your car for an hour and when you open it I bet the dog is the one wagging its tail and looking happy to see you? ;0)

Bloke wakes up in the morning with an almighty hangover,smells something burning,he runs downstairs to find his socks under the grill, his missus says "when you came home pissed last night you told me to `cook your sock` ;0)

Denis Wise is a Pikey.

Ha Haa! No problems. ;0)

Thats the 5th hole,OOB all down the left,I always struggle on the Par 3, 9th in the other corner. I play at Treloy GC my 15 year old is a Junior member at Newquay,will let you know next time I am up in Leicester,was asked to play in a Comp at Kilworth next Friday by Steve French,I play off 18 (bit of a bandit) but still coming down. ;0)

Played Kilworth once Thracian when i popped back to Leicester also Rothley Park,nice course Kilworth especially the 18th. I four putted in a Medal at my course last weekend not done that for a couple of years,Winter League starts tomorrow,has felt like Winter down here for the last 4 months with all the crap weather we have had in Cornwall.

Old boy in the Doctors and the Doc says " your managing to go to the toilet ok? Old boy says " yes,when i go in the loo God switches the light on an when i have finished God switches the light off" Doctor humms and calls the Old boys wife later for an explanation,he tells her about God switching the lights on and off and she says " oh no ! the old bugger is pissing in the fridge again" ;0)

2 Gays in bed,Rupert starts to rub some Vaseline on his chest,Justin says "what are you doing? Rupert replies "I read in a magazine that rubbing Vaseline in will make my hair grow and i quite fancy a hairy chest" Justin says "Dont talk stupid Rupert,if that was the case I would have a feckin pony tail hanging out of my arse !!!! ;0)

Professor Steven Hawkin was last night admitted to hospital with severe concussion, a broken arm and some broken vertibrae after his date stood him up. ;0)