The Doctor

Hamza

screamer out of nowhere. Get anything from this and it'll be a bigger robbery than the Louvre this week

fair play, that's actually a good cross by Soumare. First good touch in 4 years, feasting tonight

give it a couple of months

Just that Vestegaard-Thomas-Soumare corner is rancid to watch

love it when ayew having taken the corner forgets hes the striker and just stands around waiting for something to happen

Soumare trying to shoot. Like watching the circus.

imagine having the half delayed because your ground staff are all shortarses

has he ever made a good sub honestly?

Ayew up front again

he's actually bringing off JJ for Ramsey

I mean it will be, he's on his way back from a serious injury

imagine claiming Ayew has pace

how is that not handball? basically pickfording it

forest away dec 2009 seems about right

got to drop that back four now Marti. Undefensible already but they've got to go

lol, where the **** has the defence been for the last couple of minutes?

That sounded like Marti sort it out chants?

contact he makes barely matters, defender that close, he's gonna struggle not to hit him

why is faes up as a right winger? get that clown out of the CB spots

have we conceded a single goal this season that wasn't a glaring defensive error?

Soumare and Ayew all hull have to do to win is break into a light jog

weird to announce it, unless you're a wildly incompetently run club, this is just the normal recruitment process

genuinely yes. Like, the idea for arresting him was incitement to violence right? in which case, what is more likely to have lead to it - his post being seen by the limited audience on twitter, or him being arrested and that post being widely reported on? Unless we take the position that he was likely to act on his own comments (and given the alleged behaviour in the case he was back in the country for, you can justify that, but that's not then incitement), arresting him actually caused greater danger.

the front six is pretty straightforward, Winks James, Fatawu, Ramsey are all more than good enough, Monga (assuming Mav is still injured) and, much as this place likes to dunk on him at every opportunity, Daka makes us a better side with his movement. the defence though. If he lines up Faes, Vestegaard, Thomas again, jumping off the humber bridge would be a more enticing prospect than watching this game