The Doctor

literally just have to catch Fatawu on an off day or mark him out of the game and we've got nothing. first half was good, Ramsey-James-Winks looks like it will be a tidy central three but subs wrong, second half instructions were a crime against football.

get rid. If he was playing the kids more you could tolerate this, but this is crap with known quantities.

****ing hell, that was the chance. would have been a robbery with how we've played though

the longer he's had the worse we've looked tbh, where is that fast press and counter we saw v Fiorentina?

what on earth has he given that for?

what are his tactics? cause it seems like we have no plan besides give it to Fatawu and see what happens

baring a miracle it's 1 win in 6, just plain not good enough. Martí should be on thin ice

Banger of a conversion that winks

Soumare even does step overs at 0.5x speed, ****ing hell

patson with a good defensive header. Get the positions swapped round like a Sunday league game, can't be any worse for sticking Faes up front and seeing how Ayew does at left back

****ing Faes

name two athletes who don't know how to run?

Soumare and Ayew, just what you need to regain control of a game, **** me

just one clearance that isn't a wild slice, please

what was Faes doing there? pass to no-one at all

all going a bit wrexham

yea, the setup doesn't exactly help strikers but you'd want as a minimum even a false 9 to be getting a shot or two away

he's grafting fine but really not looking like a goal threat

since the goal Ramsey is running them every time he gets on the ball

not had someone like that since Dion Dublin, mostly because he was shit at finishing

good save.

calling it now, carranza will end on more red cards than goals this season

painting roundabouts most likely

oh yea, it's a lot of nothing, but if you're giving a foul, it's initiated by Dozell grabbing towards Fatawu

that's a foul the other way surely?