Andy is a Welshman, but not a proper taff
He's not a fooking sheepshagger, he don't like fooking daffs
He scores them with his left foot, he scores them with his right
And when we play the Derby he scores all fooking night!
To the (perhaps controversial) tune of Robin Hood:
Andy King, Andy King runs from box to box
Andy King, Andy King he loves being a fox
Feared by the (lambs/trees/chavs), loved by the blues!
Andy King, Andy King, Andy King.