Alf Bentley

1 yellow to Huddersfield - for a trip when Mavididi (?) was dribbling towards the area.

I was imagining a protest march. A million men hoofing it to the White House (or the Bundestag) to protest against women's liberation or something.

Don't be too sad for the lad. He's been awarded an OBE..... Obnoxious Bastard of the Epoch

Surely the bit with your brother on the landing and bolting downstairs was just a nightmare, then you woke when your Mum emerged? Mind you, it must've been scary when your Mum took her beard off....

1. Vladimir Putin: Falls from balcony of Kremlin 2. Kim Jong-Un: Accidentally attaches himself to a ballistic missile and fires himself into Mount Fuji 3. Keith Vaz: Gets locked in a washing machine with an overdose of white powder, dies during the spin cycle 4. Suella Braverman: Mistakenly deported to Rwanda, she dies from Covid after being bitten by a fruit bat. Sadly no PPE is available. 5. Brendan Rodgers: A notebook-induced paper cut exacerbated by hand-clapping abrasions leads to a fatal blood infection. The Celtic board and players are blamed for the death of an outstanding coach. U40: UB40: Yes, the entire band drown in a vat of red, red wine in a poignant echo of the death of the Duke of Clarence, brother of King Richard III I expect double points when each of these deaths occurs as described.