fleckneymike

Loved the blind man comment. Up there with the "panic attack".

Almost as hysterical a response as it was to the snow. We're not a high risk army we're a Heath and Safety army.

Young lad near me rocked up 15 minutes late, pissed as a pirate, rambled incoherently, called Kasper Swedends no1 (not ironically), whinged non stop about wanting a burger, ****ed off ten minutes later for some more poppers. Smashing chap. ****ing retarded mind.

Nah. Just everyone headed for the middle.

Oban by a country mile. I think only Waitrose stock it.

Aaron Cawley

a semble isn't anything. Always loved that song for the very fact we just whacked in a rhyming word, Reminds me of this Beatles anaecdote "I had a music room at the top of the house and I was playing 'Hey Jude' when I got to the line 'The movement you need is on your shoulder' and I turned round to John and said: 'I'll fix that if you want.' And he said: 'You won't, you know, that's a great line, that's the best line in it.'"

Just me an you who love a bit of Bonnie. I'm all for minimal changes Together we can take it to the end of the line Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time I don't know what to do, I'm always in the dark We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks I really need you tonight Knockeart's gonna star tonight Knockeart's gonna star tonight Once upon a time I was falling in love Now I'm only falling apart There's nothing I can do I'm totally in love with Knockeart

Pulp.

I've posted this in the Knockeart thread but I am so unjustifiably pleased with myself/or drunk that this is the answer to our prayers No need to majorly change lyrics Together we can take it to the end of the line Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time I don't know what to do, I'm always in the dark We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks I really need you tonight Knockeart's gonna star tonight Knockeart's gonna star tonight Once upon a time I was falling in love Now I'm only falling apart There's nothing I can do I totally love Knockeart

Did you know that if everyone in China were to link arms around the world that half of them would drown.

Hello all. Are we any closer on a consensus regarding whether dairy farming would still be permitted? I only ask as dairy farming raises another difficult ethical question as an animals survival relies solely on it's gender. I would assume that if you view keeping livestock in order to eat them as inhumane you would also view keeping a dairy herd as also inhumane. Maintaing the dairy population would however solve the problem of supplying meat for the pet industry as well as pharmaceuticals/cosmetics and the leather trade but obviously at some cost to the original intent of stopping keeping livestock based on ethical grounds.

The best chants are virtually identical lyrically to the original song they copy and rely on an easily recognisable tune without complex melodies or rhythms.

I've joined this debate somewhat late so apologies if I am making points which have already been covered. 1. If we were to make the switch the a vegetarian lifestyle then there would obviously be a dramatic reduction in animal population. Now I am aware that this is not necessarily a bad thing as one can rightly argue that maintaining a large population of animals purely for the purposes of consumption is not humane and therefore makes the large population not much of a bonus. However there would be little point in keeping, treating and maintaining livestock as their is no financial incentive to do so and this could see a great deal of suffering (albeit natural) amongst huge swathes of the animal population. 2. Small amounts of livestock would need to be kept to feed the domestic pets which people have, this would raise certain ethical issues over which animals should be selected to maintain a healthy dog and cat population. 3. In terms of clothing and other items which rely on animal carcases there would again need to be a proportion of animals bred for the leather industry, bedding/clothing (feathers etc for pillows and duvets) plus others for cleaning and cooking products. Again this raises issues over which animals should/could be kept for these purposes. 4. Are we accepting that it is ok to keep animals for their milk and eggs or is that too undesirable?

There's only one song for Knockaert Knock, knock, knockaert he's gonna score Knock, knock, knockaert he's gonna score Knock, knock, knockaert he's gonna score Knock, knock, knockaert he's gonna score

He's a comedian. He's also the bloke who convinced Puka Pies to create the Paulo Piri Piri Pie.

I think that's being kind.

What a ****. Trying so desperately to be funny and failing miserably.