KFS

45 mins away from me being the most disgusting version of myself possible on social media

Caught that just now. Which is why he would be a resounding success. I want Mou

I’d ****ing love that

The way to stop Enzo going to Chelsea is to become them Slap that Gazprom sponsor on there and it’s PROPA CHELS

No.

Oh people are actually serious about this

Right? I know they’d be a better prospect for him if he can sort them out, but **** me… proper Brenzo behaviour

This guy seems like a bit of a ****. Brenzo.

Ballague- he knows so much about football

Any excuse to post this. Grazie, Claudio

He still would’ve kept us up over Ward

Seriously, this league we’re walking into is an utter mess from top to bottom. If we can get our shit together early I can see a comfortable survival even with points deductions

Jesus this is going to be rough isn’t it.

Hahah very good.

While we’re at it, think about how much potential this has

Oh 100% their players come after ours given all the banter

Please Southampton. For the love of god, don’t roll over like this.

Whenever I think a player looks wank they end up being great for us… and my read is that he looks bang average playing in a league that’s very forgiving to his poor touch and skills

I once saw a man walking down Boscombe high street wearing a dress shirt backwards. He’d still score more goals than Patson

Weird question Ric, but where is this? Want to send it to my mate who supports Vasco

Could even recycle the song

Proper Ulloa signing this. Yes please

We’re being shithoused by Vards for the first time ever and I love it. Of course he’s being pictured absolutely everywhere in Como, putting pics up of his FaceTime to Wise and telling anyone who will listen that it’s in Rudkin’s court. Add this to the list of shithouse moments Let’s see if Jon will bite…

I reckon Leeds - Southampton at Wembley and Leeds to do it.

He’ll go on to have a completely average end to his career