Eurovision 2023

[Stinkenzo]

Everyone knows we were the real winners last year 

[Zear0]

Just now, Stinky said:

Everyone knows we were the real winners last year 

Only one winner during Eurovision and that's the music. 

[VLC86]

I’m putting £5 on the fact he isn’t playing the recorder live.

Edited 13 May 2023 by Costock_Fox

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Tell you what theres one from Albania I'd let kiss me

[Zear0]

Can't be comfortable on your back Tina 

[Zear0]

Israel 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

58 minutes ago, Zear0 said:

Armenia... 

 

Like Charli XCX and Dua Lipa had a kid via AI prompts and I don't mind it one bit

[VLC86]

Is Matt Lucas ok?

[Stinkenzo]

Tonight, I feel... Israeli

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Lithuania am sorry but I swear I've matched with her on Hinge and had one nice but ultimately unsuccessful date, that haircut is my cat nip 

[Zear0]

Wad...

 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Alesha Dixon hasn't aged since i used to get little roddies over her as a 12 year old watching Mis-teeq videos on MTV Base I swear

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Anyone remember (before the weirdo singer beat his mrs up) how weirdly proud they used to be of Kasabian, regardless of wether or not you liked them? Am tearing up watching Our Lads host and take the stage here, this is the Dunkirk Spirit

[Tommy Fresh]

9 minutes ago, Zear0 said:

Only one winner during Eurovision and that's the music. 

I can hear Jimmy Bullard saying this

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Norton might as well be wearing a balaclava with this Up the RA propaganda, absolutely sickening

[Zear0]

Just now, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

Norton might as well be wearing a balaclava with this Up the RA propaganda, absolutely sickening

Like bloody James McClean hosting init? 

[Zear0]

Theme of the intros being town halls. Can't wait for the dilapidated Maryland and tramps to be shown in ours. 

[VLC86]

Probably the worst thing to come out of Austria I recon.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

This is ****ing class give them the money

[Zear0]

God the 360 drone video is just the Dapper Laughs intro. 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Not singalongable and up first, Paustria + dusted + washed + no chorus

[VLC86]

This the baddie from the little mermaid?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Portugal has the right ingredients (funny trim, interesting angle, a local instrument) but not the Wow Factor for me !!!! Like baking a cake and covering it in a human poo ;-(

[Zear0]

Just now, Costock_Fox said:

This the baddie from the little mermaid?

Ursula does Butlins

[VLC86]

Just now, Zear0 said:

Ursula does Butlins

Ursula does meth