Jordan Posted 31 January 2006 Posted 31 January 2006 Found this somewhere else--instant classic ---------- (AP) The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called gonorrhea lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him") Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease. Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with gonorrhea lectim include, but are not limited to. Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor. chronic mangling of the English language. extreme cognitive dissonance. inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia. inability to accept responsibility for actions. exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado. uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history. tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies. and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior. The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago from a Texas Bush
Collymore Posted 31 January 2006 Posted 31 January 2006 Have a listen to some of these corkers on here!
Jordan Posted 31 January 2006 Author Posted 31 January 2006 Don't worry, I might have plenty more new ones to hear at 9 p.m. local time when Bush delivers the annual State of the Union speech. He's going to say "America is addicted to oil"--I suppose we can thank his family for constantly pushing that "drug" to us.
freund Posted 31 January 2006 Posted 31 January 2006 this is the least funny/shittest thing i've ever read
Collymore Posted 1 February 2006 Posted 1 February 2006 this is the least funny/shittest thing i've ever read You wait till you read you're autobiography.
freund Posted 1 February 2006 Posted 1 February 2006 You wait till you read you're autobiography. , i love it how you've made an effort to get your grammar/spelling right in this sentence, but still can't hide the fact that you're a thick shit. i thought you went to uni. jesus
The People's Hero Posted 1 February 2006 Posted 1 February 2006 this is the least funny/shittest thing i've ever read I think you just don't get it. It's actually quite funny if you understand it.
freund Posted 1 February 2006 Posted 1 February 2006 you're right, as soon as i saw it said 'gonna re-elect him,' i knew it would be some anti-Bush bullshit and decided to not bother to read the rest of this shit joke
The People's Hero Posted 1 February 2006 Posted 1 February 2006 you're right, as soon as i saw it said 'gonna re-elect him,' i knew it would be some anti-Bush bullshit and decided to not bother to read the rest of this shit joke Yeah - anything anti-Bush is bullshit. The man is a genius...
freund Posted 1 February 2006 Posted 1 February 2006 Yeah - anything anti-Bush is bullshit. The man is a genius... , and anything pro-Bush is just great. get a life
The People's Hero Posted 1 February 2006 Posted 1 February 2006 I've got one, thanks for your concern though.
Jordan Posted 2 February 2006 Author Posted 2 February 2006 I think you just don't get it. It's actually quite funny if you understand it. TPH, You may think you understand, but you do not understand. You will never understand. Understanding of this kind is beyond you. freund is in his own world.
freund Posted 2 February 2006 Posted 2 February 2006 i'm in my own world just because i don't find some trite anti-Bush shit funny?
wirralsimon Posted 2 February 2006 Posted 2 February 2006 i'm in my own world just because i don't find some trite anti-Bush shit funny? How do you know it was trite and unfunny? You've already said you didn't read it! Troll! Simon
Collymore Posted 2 February 2006 Posted 2 February 2006 , i love it how you've made an effort to get your grammar/spelling right in this sentence, but still can't hide the fact that you're a thick shit. i thought you went to uni. jesus It's shocking isn't it? anyone can go to uni these days and get a degree, that's why there's so many graduates struggling to get a job. It keeps me out of work for another 4years so i ain't complaining
Jordan Posted 2 February 2006 Author Posted 2 February 2006 i'm in my own world just because i don't find some trite anti-Bush shit funny? My comment had nothing to do with that. I guess just another case of, "You may think you understand..."
cisono Posted 3 February 2006 Posted 3 February 2006 It's shocking isn't it? anyone can go to uni these days and get a degree, that's why there's so many graduates struggling to get a job. It keeps me out of work for another 4years so i ain't complaining Are you overqualified for most jobs then?
The People's Hero Posted 3 February 2006 Posted 3 February 2006 Are you overqualified for most jobs then? We don't understand. We could never understand. Understanding of that kind is beyond us. Or some other pseudo-intellectual but ultimately full-of-shit bollocks.
Milky Posted 3 February 2006 Posted 3 February 2006 can everyone please stop plonking their genetals on the table!
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