Funny moments

[Teeno]

Me and me mate were talking today and we were remembering some funny moments from a couple of weekends ago.

Been laughing at one particular moment all night.

It happened in Tandori nights in Metlon when me and a mate decided to go for an Indian when on a night out. I'd been on the ale all day as it was pay day. I was making a prat out of meself all night, I'd spilt half my meal and about killed myself walking down the stairs from the toilet. But We'd finished the meal, and the the waiter brought of a basket with a white looking thing. I was bursting I'd ate that much and rufused saying

"Oh no thanks mate I'm stuffed, cheers".

And he says

"no no You take."

I was like ffs there's no way i can fit any more in. So i refused again.

But the waiter kept shuving it under my nose.

I was really pissed of by now and the man was insisting I ate it but I was feeling really sick by now.

But as I looked up across the table my mate had a hot flannel type thing hat he had picked up out of the basket and was wyping his hands.

Looking back now how can you mistake a flannel for bloody food . Beer

Well I found it funny .

[Bert]

I can just imagine this!!

Sounds funny!!

[Chairman of the Bored]

Jeez, that's where I've been going wrong. Must have eaten about 200 flannels by now! Very tasty, lemony, kind of.

[The People's Hero]

Jeez, that's where I've been going wrong. Must have eaten about 200 flannels by now! Very tasty, lemony, kind of.

Absolutely **** text book!

Great story Teeno!

[Cat Burger]

I went hooters last night and was really pervy.

[Guest]

I knew what was coming, and to be honest, I'm not surprised!! You've cheered me up Teeno, I've got the image of you chewing on a flannel in my head now!

[IDEA OR IKEA]

I knew what was coming, and to be honest, I'm not surprised!! You've cheered me up Teeno, I've got the image of you chewing on a flannel in my head now!