Ricey Posted 7 March 2006 Posted 7 March 2006 Saw this on another forum, basically every now and then you post 5 things that are on your mind. I'll start with what I posted on the other site: 1. Was it wise when being called a "****ing sheep" by my friends cocky chavy boyfriend for walking away with her when they fell out, to then imitate the noise of a sheep. 2. Was it wise when he then shouted at me to "****ing come here and say that" to say "I can't....sheep don't talk". 3. Was it wise to laugh in his face when he threatned to kick the crap outta me. 4. Was it wise to do the above when he is a violent idiotic chav who is paranoid due to all the weed he smokes... 5. ...probably not, but it weren't 'arf funny
The People's Hero Posted 7 March 2006 Posted 7 March 2006 5 things on my mind: a) There really must be a simple way to make a million.... b) Would be great if some of the other people in this industry would return my phonecalls/emails. c) What shall I do tonight? Girlfriend busy, best mate busy, tv crap, I'm skint... d) How do I get revenge on my accountant for his comments about my pink tie? e) It's 11 minutes past 5, why the fcuk am I still at work?
The Don Posted 7 March 2006 Posted 7 March 2006 1, Why did I ring the ex 2, Why did I go round to comfort her 3, Why did things go too far 4, Why wasn't I careful 5, Oh sh*t, only 4 months to go
Teeno Posted 7 March 2006 Posted 7 March 2006 1. i need more money 2. I'm hungry 3. god i need sex 4. whats the time 5. I need a wee
Ricey Posted 7 March 2006 Author Posted 7 March 2006 1. i need more money 3. god i need sex I know a way of sorting those two problems in one go
Janx Posted 7 March 2006 Posted 7 March 2006 I know a way of sorting those two problems in one go what you are prepared to pay teeno for a shag! Result Teeno!!
Teeno Posted 7 March 2006 Posted 7 March 2006 I know a way of sorting those two problems in one go I'll give you my number in a pm Ricey, be warned tho I don't come cheap
holly Posted 7 March 2006 Posted 7 March 2006 a guy shall i go out tonight what shall i have 4 tea i wish she hadnt phoned then it wouldnt of interupted things i think i should finish my work
Ricey Posted 7 March 2006 Author Posted 7 March 2006 I'll give you my number in a pm Ricey, be warned tho I don't come cheap Nooooooo, that's not what I meant at all... ...oh never mind
The People's Hero Posted 7 March 2006 Posted 7 March 2006 a guy shall i go out tonight what shall i have 4 tea i wish she hadnt phoned then it wouldnt of interupted things i think i should finish my work Oooh-errr, what were you in the middle of? You'll have to learn to turn your phone off when you're about to have sex (just in case the other half tries to call )
Knighton Matt Posted 7 March 2006 Posted 7 March 2006 5 things on my mind: a) There really must be a simple way to make a million.... b) Would be great if some of the other people in this industry would return my phonecalls/emails. c) What shall I do tonight? Girlfriend busy, best mate busy, tv crap, I'm skint... d) How do I get revenge on my accountant for his comments about my pink tie? e) It's 11 minutes past 5, why the fcuk am I still at work? a) pass b) people with no manners are the scourge of mankind c) Pot noodle and a ****? d) Press ctrl-shift-r when he leaves his PC unattended in excel. It'll flip his screen upside down and he'll prob have no idea how to rotate it back round (a current fave in our office) e) Those in positions of responsibility must lead by example!
The People's Hero Posted 7 March 2006 Posted 7 March 2006 a) pass b) people with no manners are the scourge of mankind c) Pot noodle and a ****? d) Press ctrl-shift-r when he leaves his PC unattended in excel. It'll flip his screen upside down and he'll prob have no idea how to rotate it back round (a current fave in our office) e) Those in positions of responsibility must lead by example! THAT is brilliant! Thanks! He thinks he's a whizz with computers. That'll shut him up. Please remind me of this next tuesday, he's out of the office till then!
holly Posted 7 March 2006 Posted 7 March 2006 Oooh-errr, what were you in the middle of? You'll have to learn to turn your phone off when you're about to have sex (just in case the other half tries to call ) it was his internal phone
The People's Hero Posted 7 March 2006 Posted 7 March 2006 There's a phone inside his body? Did you ask how it got there? Do you think you should be spending time with this boy if he likes inserting large objects in to his various orifices?
Head Honcho Posted 7 March 2006 Posted 7 March 2006 Why do I gamble, when quite clearly it's a mugs game? Why do I think I'm always right, when quite clearly I'm not? Why do I go out most nights and get smashed when quite clearly I'm gonna suffer in the morning? Why am I still living in this country when quite clearly I'd be better off selling up and emigrating? Why am I being so bloody annoying by saying quite clearly all the time?
The People's Hero Posted 7 March 2006 Posted 7 March 2006 Why do I gamble, when quite clearly it's a mugs game? Why do I think I'm always right, when quite clearly I'm not? Why do I go out most nights and get smashed when quite clearly I'm gonna suffer in the morning? Why am I still living in this country when quite clearly I'd be better off selling up and emigrating? Why am I being so bloody annoying by saying quite clearly all the time? I've actually thought the first 4 things a number of times, with the 4th one being a bit different... what am I doing in this country when I could be living somewhere with a decent climate where young professionals can get on the property ladder with a little more ease?
Scarby Posted 7 March 2006 Posted 7 March 2006 Saw this on another forum, basically every now and then you post 5 things that are on your mind. I'll start with what I posted on the other site: 1. Was it wise when being called a "****ing sheep" by my friends cocky chavy boyfriend for walking away with her when they fell out, to then imitate the noise of a sheep. 2. Was it wise when he then shouted at me to "****ing come here and say that" to say "I can't....sheep don't talk". 3. Was it wise to laugh in his face when he threatned to kick the crap outta me. 4. Was it wise to do the above when he is a violent idiotic chav who is paranoid due to all the weed he smokes... 5. ...probably not, but it weren't 'arf funny so did we find out if it was dennis wise or not?
Ricey Posted 7 March 2006 Author Posted 7 March 2006 so did we find out if it was dennis wise or not? Almost, the lad involved is a bit more of an annoying **** though.
Knighton Matt Posted 7 March 2006 Posted 7 March 2006 1. i am freund 2. i am god Hate to point this out but that's only 2. You still thinking of the rest?
Head Honcho Posted 7 March 2006 Posted 7 March 2006 I've actually thought the first 4 things a number of times, with the 4th one being a bit different... what am I doing in this country when I could be living somewhere with a decent climate where young professionals can get on the property ladder with a little more ease? Well for the 1st three I'm not planning any change in the near future! ........as for emigrating, I have one obstacle left and unfortunately it's a big one! But watch this space.
The People's Hero Posted 7 March 2006 Posted 7 March 2006 the other points are above your comprehension We might think we understand But we will never understand Understanding of that kind is beyond us. Translation - we're not completely fuc ked up.
holly Posted 7 March 2006 Posted 7 March 2006 There's a phone inside his body? Did you ask how it got there? Do you think you should be spending time with this boy if he likes inserting large objects in to his various orifices? shouldnt be
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