The People's Hero Posted 8 March 2006 Posted 8 March 2006 1. Do I need a poo or a fart? 2. Why does my groin ache? 3. Dot Cotton should be dead. 4. Why is sniffing not enough to stop a nose running? 5. Does anyone enable e mail notification of replies? Freund does. It's the only emails he gets.
Cat Burger Posted 8 March 2006 Posted 8 March 2006 1. A girl 2. My lack of motivation 3. Pro Evo 4. Another girl 5. I'm getting fat.
Cat Burger Posted 8 March 2006 Posted 8 March 2006 I'm going to have a second shower of the day just to keep my mind off love.
Ricey Posted 8 March 2006 Author Posted 8 March 2006 1. How come you always think you have one more biscuit than you actually do when dunking them in tea? 2. I need my hair cut 3. Why does Robbie Fowler always get goals disallowed? 4. Why do all chavs deny they are chavs? 5. Why do I care?
Bert Posted 8 March 2006 Posted 8 March 2006 Why aint no one talkign to me on MSN? When is my mum gonna run my bath. I don't wanna get up at 8am tomorrow. What can i go and munch on? Why didn't any of my bets come in?
Nationwider Posted 8 March 2006 Posted 8 March 2006 Tonight, I have mostly been thinking about: 1 - Headteachers 2 - Beer 3 - Tax 4 - The smell of fish 5 - Cheerios
Muz Posted 8 March 2006 Posted 8 March 2006 Why Do I have to work for a living? Why is my boss a coont? Why did I bet on Real Madrid to win? Why have I got a virus on my PC? Why is Bert such a gay?
holly Posted 9 March 2006 Posted 9 March 2006 already done this but ah well, more things on mind!!! why am i still up chatting and doing work when i wanted an early night?? his hair cut looked well nice what new top shall i buy 2moz?? hope this thursday in camel is as good as last week! so tired i really should go sleep!
Chimp Posted 9 March 2006 Posted 9 March 2006 1) Will I ever catch up on work or will I forever be behind schedule? 2) Is the move to a new house/area going to go smoothly? Is it even a good idea right now? 3) Where the hell does all my money go? 4) Why do women wear low tops that show off their cleavage if they don't want men looking at their tits? 5) Why the hell am I up at 3:00am writing this sh!t when I've got to get up for work in 3½ hours?
werestandingup_weresittingdown Posted 9 March 2006 Posted 9 March 2006 1. Do I really want to go on my date tonight. Its verging on a blind date as I dont recall what she looks like! 2. How I can seek revenge on the parking wardens here in london. GBH or murder should be fine 3. Pizza express or Ask restaurant. Just cant decide who's pizza's are best. 4. why oh why oh why did I smoke like a chimney last night?? 3 months work wasted 5. why did i waste £Â£Ã‚£ betting on liverpool and chelsea in the champs lge?
Ricey Posted 10 March 2006 Author Posted 10 March 2006 1. I'd love to see Robbe Savage back at Leicester 2. Weren't the O'Neill days great? 3. I wonder if we'll ever reach those heights again? 4. Isn't nostalgia funny? 5. I wonder what Matt Elliott is doing nowadays?
Lemon Harpic Posted 10 March 2006 Posted 10 March 2006 1) Why does my heart, bink bink bink, feel so bad? 2) Overthrow capitalism and replace it with something nice. 3) Nationalism is divisive and anti-working class, but **** it I want England to win the World Cup. 4) This isn't much like a paperback novel, the kind the drugstore sells. 5) Britney and Christina lezzing it up. Wait! Who's this? Why it's Avril Lavigne and she's bought along a stra[snipped for taste and decency].
Nationwider Posted 10 March 2006 Posted 10 March 2006 1 - Why can't we have 3-day weekends? 2 - Why won't the smell of chips leave my car? 3 - Why do Fridays last so long and accomplish so little? 4 - Why do I have heaps of crap everywhere? 5 - When will you make my telephone ring?
Master Fox Posted 10 March 2006 Posted 10 March 2006 1. God, why did drink so much last night. So, so much.... 2. Why do I spend so much money on food? 3. God I feel sick right now 4. I don't think i cleaned my arse properly after taking a sh1t. I hate the bogs at work 5. I would rather be anywhere else than work right now!!!
Cobbo Posted 11 March 2006 Posted 11 March 2006 1. How many times has push the tempo been used in this song? (aptly named push the tempo) 2. How great was mine and Cat Burgers short corner onSunday? 3. When did my brother get so tall? 4. When did my brother become mental? 5. Why did I just ask a question that I know the answer to?
Cat Burger Posted 11 March 2006 Posted 11 March 2006 1. How many times has push the tempo been used in this song? (aptly named push the tempo) 2. How great was mine and Cat Burgers short corner onSunday? 3. When did my brother get so tall? 4. When did my brother become mental? 5. Why did I just ask a question that I know the answer to? How great was it?I don't remember.
MC Prussian Posted 11 March 2006 Posted 11 March 2006 1. How can I get my visa extended to stay at least another 6 months over here? 2. How can I make enough money to live over here? 3. How can I follow my heart and be with the person I love the most, without disappointing my parents? 4. How do you maintain dignity and integrity without having to be an asshole from time to time? 5. Why are we still so confused when we hit the 20-years-old barrier?
Cat Burger Posted 11 March 2006 Posted 11 March 2006 1. How can I get my visa extended to stay at least another 6 months over here? 2. How can I make enough money to live over here? 3. How can I follow my heart and be with the person I love the most, without disappointing my parents? 4. How do you maintain dignity and integrity without having to be an asshole from time to time? 5. Why are we still so confused when we hit the 20-years-old barrier? I know! What's going on?
Unit Posted 11 March 2006 Posted 11 March 2006 1 - my god im a fat bastard 2 - I hope city get promoted 3 - I need a lady-friend 4 - with boobs 5 - I love boobs..
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