Wise - Caption Competition

[davieG]

[SystonFox]

i enjoy doing this to sheep when i go for long walks in the c*ntry

[Benji]

Wise prepares for intimacy in the prison showers

[Milky]

"what is this thing?" thinks a puzzled little turd.

[davieG]

Just as I thought I'm am still the biggest **** in professional football

[billabob]

"its your balls or your cheek mate, you decide........"

[Alexikokopops]

"I am a twat"

Bares no reference to the picture, but it'll do.

[macbeth]

i feel a wright p*ick

[macbeth]

this guys well tooled up ; he's got a big canon on his shirt and a bigger one in here

[LCFC-IAN]

A Big Twat feels a big p*ick