andyh1884 Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 Got a dishwasher for a wedding present & only just got round to getting it installed due to the unique way lazy f**ker plumbers can't be bothered to turn up, or at least tell you they're not going to. But it's a glorious day as it now means I will never have to wash up again - everything's gonna go in there, pots, pans, etc, even if they're not supposed to cos washing up is the worst household chore of all time. I reckon the dishwasher could be the sole most important invention by mankind
Cobbo Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 Got a dishwasher for a wedding present & only just got round to getting it installed due to the unique way lazy f**ker plumbers can't be bothered to turn up, or at least tell you they're not going to. But it's a glorious day as it now means I will never have to wash up again - everything's gonna go in there, pots, pans, etc, even if they're not supposed to cos washing up is the worst household chore of all time. I reckon the dishwasher could be the sole most important invention by mankind Doesn't that just come automatically with the wedding? I'm a dead man.
andyh1884 Posted 7 June 2006 Author Posted 7 June 2006 Doesn't that just come automatically with the wedding? I'm a dead man. I wish, she didn't do it before & she certainly wasn't about to start after! She says she doesn't like washing up - and of course I just fcuking love it!
Chairman of the Bored Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 I quite enjoy washing up. It's ironing I hate.
andyh1884 Posted 7 June 2006 Author Posted 7 June 2006 At least I can do that watching the telly, with washing up I'm stuck with your hands in a bowl full of wet food bits staring out the window at the morons next door
Chairman of the Bored Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 At least I can do that watching the telly, with washing up I'm stuck with your hands in a bowl full of wet food bits staring out the window at the morons next door I'm a good boy and eat all my food off the plate......which means no floaty bits.
Guest Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 Dishwashers are an abomination upon the face of this pure planet.
Katy Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 Doesn't that just come automatically with the wedding? I'm a dead man. and you wonder why.................................. I wouldn't have a dishwasher if you paid me (ill just have the money thanks)
Nationwider Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 Working on an estimate of 10 minutes washing up a day, I reckon I do 2.5 days washing up a year. 2.5 days!!! Fair enough, I fill my day with plenty of down-time (sleeping, eating a sandwich from the sandwich lady, having a poo, whistling etc) but 2.5 days washing up is just rubbish. There are three sensible alternatives: 1 - I'm going to save it all up until early January, and then have a 2.5 day washing-up-athon. 2 - Paper plates. 3 - Dishwasher. I'll scour away in me marigolds like a good'un - I've paid my dues at the sink, f'sho.....but dammit I want a dishwasher!
stez Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 and you wonder why.................................. I wouldn't have a dishwasher if you paid me (ill just have the money thanks) <_< i would
stez Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 Working on an estimate of 10 minutes washing up a day, I reckon I do 2.5 days washing up a year. 2.5 days!!! Fair enough, I fill my day with plenty of down-time (sleeping, eating a sandwich from the sandwich lady, having a poo, whistling etc) but 2.5 days washing up is just rubbish. There are three sensible alternatives: 1 - I'm going to save it all up until early January, and then have a 2.5 day washing-up-athon. 2 - Paper plates. 3 - Dishwasher. I'll scour away in me marigolds like a good'un - I've paid my dues at the sink, f'sho.....but dammit I want a dishwasher! how long did you waste of the 362.5 days you have left in the year working that out?
Alexikokopops Posted 8 June 2006 Posted 8 June 2006 I wish, she didn't do it before & she certainly wasn't about to start after! She says she doesn't like washing up - and of course I just fcuking love it! I thought all women liked washing up? Sort it out!!
Guest Posted 8 June 2006 Posted 8 June 2006 ' date='Jun 8 2006, 07:40 AM' post='330688'] I thought all women liked washing up? Sort it out!! It's a common misconception held by all truly stupid people (ie. men) that will earn you a slap. Washing up....
macbeth Posted 8 June 2006 Posted 8 June 2006 Dishwashers are an abomination upon the face of this pure planet. quite right! women evolved with smaller feet so they could stand closer to the sink!!
Janx Posted 8 June 2006 Posted 8 June 2006 quite right! women evolved with smaller feet so they could stand closer to the sink!! For "Dishwasher" see "newly installed cupboard for crockery" I will bet a kersquillion quid that you put your dinner plates in after every meal, run it and then take them out again and use them etc and so on.. you will never go to your other cupboards again!!
Katy Posted 8 June 2006 Posted 8 June 2006 <_< i would By the time it takes to fill the fecking wasteful thing, you might have well have washed up manually. Some things arent 'dishwasher safe' so you would have to wash them by hand anyway. They are just a waste of time, money and resources in the long run, I do more washing up than you anyways so stop ye moaning!
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