Daggers Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 The wrong type of snow Leaves on the tracks The cheque is in the post My dog ate it It was like that when I got here What other hopeless unbelievable excuses can Crouch's comment be likened to?
The People's Hero Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 My current favourite is 'it's strange you rang about this as that file as at the top of my pile and I'm just in the middle of doing it!'
Fez of Mahrez Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 My current favourite is 'it's strange you rang about this as that file as at the top of my pile and I'm just in the middle of doing it!' I got told that by my previous employer when I rang up to enquire about a holdup in my starting date for this job. Well, kind of. What she actually said was "Oh yeah... that's been on my desk for a while now... I'll take a look at it this afternoon". I was too surprised to complain.
Dr The Singh Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 mclarens pen ran out just as he had a good idea Or was it, that he didn't have any lead in his pencil!!!!
macbeth Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 Or was it, that he didn't have any lead in his pencil!!!! oohh you are awful
macbeth Posted 5 July 2006 Posted 5 July 2006 yeah but no but yeah ...foreigners are all cheats and all the refs hate england and a real man wouldn't ave rolled around in agony just coz someone stood on his goolies
Daggers Posted 5 July 2006 Author Posted 5 July 2006 yeah but no but yeah ...foreigners are all cheats and all the refs hate england and a real man wouldn't ave rolled around in agony just coz someone stood on his goolies They do doh don't dey doh!
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