Guest Posted 17 November 2004 Share Posted 17 November 2004 1. The nice men are ugly. 2. The handsome men are not nice. 3. The handsome and nice men are gay. 4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. 5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money. 6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money. 7. The handsome men without money are after our money. 8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough. 9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual somewhat nice and have money, are cowards. 10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God, are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!! 11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. NOW ....WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN? Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Daniel Posted 17 November 2004 Share Posted 17 November 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 17 November 2004 Share Posted 17 November 2004 I'll start reeling the line in now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muz Posted 17 November 2004 Share Posted 17 November 2004 3. The handsome and nice men are gay. You calling me Gay Lisa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 17 November 2004 Share Posted 17 November 2004 If the cap fits, gorgeous...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobbo Posted 17 November 2004 Share Posted 17 November 2004 5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muz Posted 17 November 2004 Share Posted 17 November 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted 17 November 2004 Share Posted 17 November 2004 I've always wondered why the really fit birds go for the ugly men .....For there Money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Daniel Posted 18 November 2004 Share Posted 18 November 2004 Ive got it all Lisa. But im sexist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 18 November 2004 Share Posted 18 November 2004 And so modest too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vocal-Legend!! Posted 18 November 2004 Share Posted 18 November 2004 I class myseLf as a more of a tweaked number 10 10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God, are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!! 10. THE MAN WHO IS HANDSOME, NICE AND HAS PLEANTY OF MONEY, IS HETROSEXUAL, SHY AND NEVER MAKES THE FIRST MOVE. Sweet (Shy) Meat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rincewind Posted 19 November 2004 Share Posted 19 November 2004 It's straightforward with men who are looking for women. 1 If they say yes then they are srtraight. 2 if they say no then they are lesbian. Us men don't like to complicate things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Burger Posted 19 November 2004 Share Posted 19 November 2004 Remember women, give us a sign and we will make the move e.g wink, little smile. It's hard to tell whether you have a rock solid boyfriend around!!! that is the obstacle all men face right there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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