Guest Posted 17 November 2004 Posted 17 November 2004 1. The nice men are ugly. 2. The handsome men are not nice. 3. The handsome and nice men are gay. 4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. 5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money. 6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money. 7. The handsome men without money are after our money. 8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough. 9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual somewhat nice and have money, are cowards. 10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God, are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!! 11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. NOW ....WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN? Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
Muz Posted 17 November 2004 Posted 17 November 2004 3. The handsome and nice men are gay. You calling me Gay Lisa
Cobbo Posted 17 November 2004 Posted 17 November 2004 5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
Ash Posted 17 November 2004 Posted 17 November 2004 I've always wondered why the really fit birds go for the ugly men .....For there Money
Vocal-Legend!! Posted 18 November 2004 Posted 18 November 2004 I class myseLf as a more of a tweaked number 10 10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God, are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!! 10. THE MAN WHO IS HANDSOME, NICE AND HAS PLEANTY OF MONEY, IS HETROSEXUAL, SHY AND NEVER MAKES THE FIRST MOVE. Sweet (Shy) Meat!
Rincewind Posted 19 November 2004 Posted 19 November 2004 It's straightforward with men who are looking for women. 1 If they say yes then they are srtraight. 2 if they say no then they are lesbian. Us men don't like to complicate things.
Cat Burger Posted 19 November 2004 Posted 19 November 2004 Remember women, give us a sign and we will make the move e.g wink, little smile. It's hard to tell whether you have a rock solid boyfriend around!!! that is the obstacle all men face right there!
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