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lateral thinking 2

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an inmate at a mental hospital sexually assaults a woman who was working in the laundrette........he then absconds ;

what was the headline in the Sun?

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Is this a real headline, or a deliberately contrived one? It's doing my head in. :P

Deliberately contrived.........you need to engineer a headline pun loaded and stating the relevant details

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Pauline Fowler deflowered in laundrette. Attacker made clean getaway after requesting the full service.

Soap Star deflowered.........

might be more appropriate for a laundrtette

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Pauline Fowler deflowered in laundrette. Attacker made clean getaway after requesting the full service.

:P:D:P

thats very very good ....not the one i'm after though; there is a big clue in my first answer to nationwider........ and the total no. of words in the headline is 5

so 5 words only ........the fourth word is "and"

in crossword speak the solution is (3,6,6,3,4)

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:P:D:P

thats very very good ....not the one i'm after though; there is a big clue in my first answer to nationwider........ and the total no. of words in the headline is 5

so 5 words only ........the fourth word is "and"

in crossword speak the solution is (3,6,6,3,4)

is it something to do with the word "engineer"

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an inmate at a mental hospital sexually assaults a woman who was working in the laundrette........he then absconds ;

what was the headline in the Sun?

Nut's Away After Revolving Romp?

Sex Attacker's

Wash And Go.

Laundry sex fiend

gets clean away

Sex assailant suds off!

Posted

Nut's Away After Revolving Romp?

Sex Attacker's

Wash And Go.

:D:P

good answer but the correct one has the solution ( 3,6,6,3,5)

Posted

:D:P

good answer but the correct one has the solution ( 3,6,6,3,5)

Ah!

I couldn't get it because at first you said (3,6,6,3,4).

Nut screws washer and bolts!

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Ah!

I couldn't get it because at first you said (3,6,6,3,4).

Nut screws washer and bolts!

well done mr harpic

:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup: sorry he last word should be 5

Posted

well done mr harpic

:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:sorry he last word should be 5

No wonder I never got it. :cry::cry::( <_<

Posted

Five and a bit if, like a headline writer, you allow for the exclamation mark!

Still good though, even if I had heard it some distant time ago.

Posted

who can oust lemon harpic from the mastermind chair :cool:

mastermind-1.jpg

Two men enter a bar. They are served identical drinks.

One drinks his down quickly and lives; the other drinks his slowly and dies (not old age, choking etc)

how could this have happened? :blink:

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It's on the Titanic and the bar is on the lower deck. the first man leaves and manages to find a lifeboat. The second is crushed in the rush to get out.

Posted

It's on the Titanic and the bar is on the lower deck. the first man leaves and manages to find a lifeboat. The second is crushed in the rush to get out.

good try :thumbup: but it the actual drink that kills the slow drinker

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It's got nuts in and the second is alergic to them.

:thumbup: another good try not the one i'm looking for :( ...assume there are no allergies etc

Posted

Not sure if this is under choking, but he drank so slowly he forgot to

breath?

no he didn't die of any natural cause........the drink and speed at which he drank are the keys to this :blink:

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This is like the stabbing and no knife, it was a knife made of ice. There is something in the ice cubes in the drink that is only released when the ice melts, I presume a poison of some kind. Thus the person who drinks quickly does not allow the poison to come out whereas the slower drinker does. ;):thumbup:

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