macbeth Posted 8 July 2006 Posted 8 July 2006 an inmate at a mental hospital sexually assaults a woman who was working in the laundrette........he then absconds ; what was the headline in the Sun?
Nationwider Posted 8 July 2006 Posted 8 July 2006 Is this a real headline, or a deliberately contrived one? It's doing my head in.
macbeth Posted 8 July 2006 Author Posted 8 July 2006 Is this a real headline, or a deliberately contrived one? It's doing my head in. Deliberately contrived.........you need to engineer a headline pun loaded and stating the relevant details
Rincewind Posted 8 July 2006 Posted 8 July 2006 Pauline Fowler deflowered in laundrette. Attacker made clean getaway after requesting the full service.
davieG Posted 8 July 2006 Posted 8 July 2006 Pauline Fowler deflowered in laundrette. Attacker made clean getaway after requesting the full service. Soap Star deflowered......... might be more appropriate for a laundrtette
macbeth Posted 8 July 2006 Author Posted 8 July 2006 Pauline Fowler deflowered in laundrette. Attacker made clean getaway after requesting the full service. thats very very good ....not the one i'm after though; there is a big clue in my first answer to nationwider........ and the total no. of words in the headline is 5 so 5 words only ........the fourth word is "and" in crossword speak the solution is (3,6,6,3,4)
crazy horse Posted 8 July 2006 Posted 8 July 2006 thats very very good ....not the one i'm after though; there is a big clue in my first answer to nationwider........ and the total no. of words in the headline is 5 so 5 words only ........the fourth word is "and" in crossword speak the solution is (3,6,6,3,4) is it something to do with the word "engineer"
macbeth Posted 8 July 2006 Author Posted 8 July 2006 is it something to do with the word "engineer" could very well be
Thracian Posted 8 July 2006 Posted 8 July 2006 an inmate at a mental hospital sexually assaults a woman who was working in the laundrette........he then absconds ; what was the headline in the Sun? Nut's Away After Revolving Romp? Sex Attacker's Wash And Go. Laundry sex fiend gets clean away Sex assailant suds off!
crazy horse Posted 8 July 2006 Posted 8 July 2006 could very well be and the numbers represent the amount of letters in each word ?
macbeth Posted 8 July 2006 Author Posted 8 July 2006 Nut's Away After Revolving Romp? Sex Attacker's Wash And Go. good answer but the correct one has the solution ( 3,6,6,3,5)
Lemon Harpic Posted 8 July 2006 Posted 8 July 2006 good answer but the correct one has the solution ( 3,6,6,3,5) Ah! I couldn't get it because at first you said (3,6,6,3,4). Nut screws washer and bolts!
macbeth Posted 8 July 2006 Author Posted 8 July 2006 Ah! I couldn't get it because at first you said (3,6,6,3,4). Nut screws washer and bolts! well done mr harpic sorry he last word should be 5
Steven Posted 8 July 2006 Posted 8 July 2006 well done mr harpic sorry he last word should be 5 No wonder I never got it. <_<
Thracian Posted 8 July 2006 Posted 8 July 2006 Five and a bit if, like a headline writer, you allow for the exclamation mark! Still good though, even if I had heard it some distant time ago.
macbeth Posted 8 July 2006 Author Posted 8 July 2006 who can oust lemon harpic from the mastermind chair Two men enter a bar. They are served identical drinks. One drinks his down quickly and lives; the other drinks his slowly and dies (not old age, choking etc) how could this have happened?
Rincewind Posted 8 July 2006 Posted 8 July 2006 It's on the Titanic and the bar is on the lower deck. the first man leaves and manages to find a lifeboat. The second is crushed in the rush to get out.
macbeth Posted 8 July 2006 Author Posted 8 July 2006 It's on the Titanic and the bar is on the lower deck. the first man leaves and manages to find a lifeboat. The second is crushed in the rush to get out. good try but it the actual drink that kills the slow drinker
macbeth Posted 8 July 2006 Author Posted 8 July 2006 It's got nuts in and the second is alergic to them. another good try not the one i'm looking for ...assume there are no allergies etc
coale39 Posted 8 July 2006 Posted 8 July 2006 Not sure if this is under choking, but he drank so slowly he forgot to breath?
macbeth Posted 9 July 2006 Author Posted 9 July 2006 Not sure if this is under choking, but he drank so slowly he forgot to breath? no he didn't die of any natural cause........the drink and speed at which he drank are the keys to this
Knighton Matt Posted 9 July 2006 Posted 9 July 2006 no he didn't die of any natural cause........the drink and speed at which he drank are the keys to this Liquid Nitrogen?!
Steven Posted 9 July 2006 Posted 9 July 2006 This is like the stabbing and no knife, it was a knife made of ice. There is something in the ice cubes in the drink that is only released when the ice melts, I presume a poison of some kind. Thus the person who drinks quickly does not allow the poison to come out whereas the slower drinker does.
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