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Knighton Matt

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i like those pretentious nursery rhymes such as

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the king's horses and all the king's men

Couldn't put Humpty together again.

becomes

Humpty Dumpty eschewed concavity

When, sitting on a wall, he succumbed to gravity.

Imperial equine and human assistance

Could not restore Humpty to his ovoid existence

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i like those pretentious nursery rhymes such as

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the king's horses and all the king's men

Couldn't put Humpty together again.

becomes

Humpty Dumpty eschewed concavity

When, sitting on a wall, he succumbed to gravity.

Imperial equine and human assistance

Could not restore Humpty to his ovoid existence

Whoever took up the time and effort to come up with that deserves to be locked in a room for eternity with the chavette who was screaming down the phone in that awful half Lestoh/quarter Asian/quarter black gangland accent in the bus station on Friday night.
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Whoever took up the time and effort to come up with that deserves to be locked in a room for eternity with the chavette who was screaming down the phone in that awful half Lestoh/quarter Asian/quarter black gangland accent in the bus station on Friday night.

You lead a varied life. ;):thumbup:

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You lead a varied life. ;):thumbup:

Have you never spent quality time at St Margarets waiting for the last bus home? It can be quite entertaining! :D
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Have you never spent quality time at St Margarets waiting for the last bus home? It can be quite entertaining! :D

It is on my list to do along with the Taj Mahal, Mayan Pyramids, etc..... :D:D:D:P;):thumbup:

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It is on my list to do along with the Taj Mahal, Mayan Pyramids, etc..... :D:D:D:P;):thumbup:

Which Taj Mahal? - There's quite a few - The one in Prague is particularly good (http://www.tandoori.cz/) - Although it's been about a year since I last went there - They did a mean Tarka Dall :P

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Whoever took up the time and effort to come up with that deserves to be locked in a room for eternity with the chavette who was screaming down the phone in that awful half Lestoh/quarter Asian/quarter black gangland accent in the bus station on Friday night.

he took the time to do lots more :cry:

"what are little boys made of"

becomes;

After chemical analysis data was compiled,

Regarding the constituents of a male child:

A posterior canine appendage, gastropods

And various other odds and sods.

After similar chemical analysis data was compiled,

Regarding the constituent components of a female child:

Pungent aromatic plant matter and a water-soluble crystalline saccharide,

And everything agreeable was detected inside.

whats the penalty for this one :cry:

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